It Just Makes Sense!!
Ok ladies if you are that attractive someone will take a picture of your , for you. No need to stand in front of the mirror with a camera or even worst your phone. You look ridiculous and no matter how much you deny it your posing . Ok we get it you were'nt hot in high school but you are now. I can deal there.
Old women on public transport . Just because your old does'nt mean you don't need to say excuse me.
Meterosexual , emo , poser , fashion art school guys. Listen. You think you lok better than everyone else and put so much effort into your hair and cropping that facial bum fluff. But remember those pics of your dad in the 70's when he looked like a dick??? Thats you in 2025 bud,
Its unstoppable
My bank... Stop calling me by my first name when I have no money then calling me Mr Coyle and asking if I want more loans , credit cards or to speak to someone about 'reviewing my account' whatever that means as soon as I have a fiver in the bank!! The correct reply is 'Yes I would like to speak to someone about reviewing my account. But not just now. I have diahorrea'
People in my work on mobile phones... Either hang up the call or wait till your done. You would'nt sit in your living room trying to watch T.V. on the phone while talking to your flatmate on the other couch.... Actually you probably would.
People who freak out about being 21. Ok like your first drunken shag that seemed like a good idea at the time , the build up's worth more than the pay off and after 21 you don't need to worry anout getting proper presents again just pants and gift vouchers!!
People who buy gift vouchers .... Why??? Why buy something for someone that traps them to a specific store or chain? Why get 20 for just one shop instead of giving me a 20 note I can spend anywhere and exchange into any currency in the world to buy anything??
Also Scottish people calm down. Someone or something saying they are ' the best' ; 'the biggest' , or 'the most successfull' thing at whatever they do in Scotland is to me in the same league as someone telling me they're the worlds 'most successfull' peadophile or 'the biggest killer of Grannies'............... In Scotland
Get it , got it ......... Good
Ok ladies if you are that attractive someone will take a picture of your , for you. No need to stand in front of the mirror with a camera or even worst your phone. You look ridiculous and no matter how much you deny it your posing . Ok we get it you were'nt hot in high school but you are now. I can deal there.
Old women on public transport . Just because your old does'nt mean you don't need to say excuse me.
Meterosexual , emo , poser , fashion art school guys. Listen. You think you lok better than everyone else and put so much effort into your hair and cropping that facial bum fluff. But remember those pics of your dad in the 70's when he looked like a dick??? Thats you in 2025 bud,
Its unstoppable
My bank... Stop calling me by my first name when I have no money then calling me Mr Coyle and asking if I want more loans , credit cards or to speak to someone about 'reviewing my account' whatever that means as soon as I have a fiver in the bank!! The correct reply is 'Yes I would like to speak to someone about reviewing my account. But not just now. I have diahorrea'
People in my work on mobile phones... Either hang up the call or wait till your done. You would'nt sit in your living room trying to watch T.V. on the phone while talking to your flatmate on the other couch.... Actually you probably would.
People who freak out about being 21. Ok like your first drunken shag that seemed like a good idea at the time , the build up's worth more than the pay off and after 21 you don't need to worry anout getting proper presents again just pants and gift vouchers!!
People who buy gift vouchers .... Why??? Why buy something for someone that traps them to a specific store or chain? Why get 20 for just one shop instead of giving me a 20 note I can spend anywhere and exchange into any currency in the world to buy anything??
Also Scottish people calm down. Someone or something saying they are ' the best' ; 'the biggest' , or 'the most successfull' thing at whatever they do in Scotland is to me in the same league as someone telling me they're the worlds 'most successfull' peadophile or 'the biggest killer of Grannies'............... In Scotland
Get it , got it ......... Good
There's nothing wrong with boys taking pictures of their, any more than there's anything wrong us us ladies taking pictures of our most proud body parts.
And giving someone 20 says 'didnt know what else to get you and couldnt be bothered trying' (in some cases) but at least a voucher shows some effort and some thought!
So there. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!