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i am a very offensive person.

sometimes, people get upset because ive insulted them. most of the time, in my opinion, people are hypersensitive bitches. somtimes, im a bitch.

other times, people get upset because ive made a statement or joke that is generally considered vulgar and/or inappropriate.

i love making people uncomfortable when its because they are forced outside their comfort zones. i dont...
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deadsweetheart:
oh the vulgar insults are always the best casue msot peopel knwo your joking for themsot part.

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jeslyn_james:
offensive people are the best. don't change a thing my dear! most of the time, it's just pure honesty anyways....right?!?! wink
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i think alot. some of these ideas exist in a very abstract form and make sense when thought out in my head. when spoken they dont sound so good due to mass disorganization. i need to work on that.
deadsweetheart:
yup its liek coming up wiht a invention to do somethng ,,it soudns practical when you think of it but when tried otu its extremely overkill sometimes. Ive been trying to see if there was a way they coudl chemically kill cavities permanetly liek they have thsoe gel strips for whitening well waht about gel strips for that :p

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not that anyone really cares, but i was bored.

[ ] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day.
[1] I have read a lot of books.
[ ] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[ ] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[ ] I have been to Canada.

[2] I have been to Europe.
[3] I...
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jeslyn_james:
i feel like i completely know the_sam now. truly an amazing experience wink but seriously, let's go to Hawaii and eat sushi and then i can put on my new MAC makeup for you and touch butts!! hehe.....awww yea. biggrin
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this is what happens when youre a germaphobe. this is what happens when you wash your hands whenever you think theyre dirty. your body loses the ability to make its own antibodies. you get the flu three, yes THREE TIMES in a twelve month period. it has gotten noticably worse every time. i was raised by a surgeon, i cant help it.

so here i...
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jeslyn_james:
i adore your feverish time killing entries. they are truly my entertainment. if it makes you feel better....i never really have anyone to talk to either.....oh wait.....that's because everyone (minus a small few) fucking suck ass. but dogs rule, get a cute little bullie. wink
scissorhands925:
I love Bull Terriers love
Hope you feel better !!!
skull skull skull skull skull
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i need someone to explain something to me. why do people wear makeup that makes them look like smack addicts? it looks fucking aweful.
howudoin_nz:
ammmm, perhaps there smack addicts and are trying to hide it!!!! biggrin
deadsweetheart:
its called the gutter glamour look ,,its been about since grunge reared its head in the early 1990s then the goths and punks got ahold of it and took it to bits of extreme. althguh i cant understand why people who are jsut regualr models and stuff do it casue well kindof looks ugly for a girl ina bikini to wear it. makes em look like they jsut spent the past 5 days drinking and wokeup behind a dumpster :p

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but whats most importantly is i dont have to hang out with rayrays broke ass no more.
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there is literally a pool of blood in the bottom part of my bandage. my leg is fully outlined. there will be pictures.
codemonkeym:
eeek Ouchy! blackeyed biggrin

I hope it heals well. ooo aaa
jeslyn_james:
i'm so jealous of your pool of blood!! i want my own pool of blood too!!! damn it, when am i gonna have the $$ to get my sleeves?!?! mad but i'm happy for you at the same time. kiss
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i am so fucking tired. i dont feel too swell. people back out of attending a show ONCE AGAIN.

its ok this time i suppose. it was the same band that caused the black eye. i dont think i felt well enough to have a good defense.

im going back to san francisco on thursday for the weekend. well, the very long weekend i took...
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jeslyn_james:
oh and that is why i love you! and your journal response to me wasn't THAT gay'ish. i mean, maybe a little? but still true nonetheless. tongue and if i lived where you do, i would never back out of a show! NEVA EVA. i think my non-alcoholic sparkling apple beverage has gotten to me. *muah* for now.
peircedbeauties:
yay to more tattoos!! smile
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i dont give a fuck.
lil jon is a fucking artist.

i want to make the most of my remaining months in the area. i want to get around to everybody. i want people to know what they mean to me. i want.

sometimes i think im a little odd in this respect. i think alot about my friends and the roles they play in...
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daniofthedead:
meow

lil jon. haha yeah, i thought he was a made up character for the longest time...
jeslyn_james:
i had no idea you went to dog grooming school....that fucking rocks! seriously. biggrin and the boy is home now so i'm feeling better....and what i did learn about myself while he was gone, is that i'm clean and he makes the house dirty a lot. does that count? i dunno. tongue
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they had some not so special girls up the last few days. i think they even noticed. the rapid fire succession of james and nixon definitely proved redeeming.

a vast majority of people i know, including myself, are losing their shit. all of a sudden, we have found many reasons to stress. im not supposed to do this. think or act this way.

"why are...
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jeslyn_james:
my thoughts exactly loved one whatever but your last pics made me feel real positive! i found them quite entertaining. wink
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so i finally got a couple of the pictures from the new years eve party i attended. it was quite possibly the most fun ive had on new years in, well, years. not that past events have been unpleasant by any means, this year was more balls out ridiculous fun. i didnt even like about 70% of the attendants. but i had fun with them...
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after you see hostel, my saying that i laughed my ass off will give you better insight into my psyche.
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daniofthedead:
i just saw it myself...yeah i def started busting up at too many scenes! LAME!
nick667:
hey whats up