This is Honey on behalf of the Postman because he is now crippled!
"Everything went fine, I'm on crutches now and I can't really walk...
[interrupted to say he just poked me in the arse with his fucking crutches
]
...off work for a month, woop!
My leg fucking hurts
I've never known pain like it!"
Aw. He's in too much pain to dictate to me further, guys.
Please to be sending many get well vibes to my postman
"Everything went fine, I'm on crutches now and I can't really walk...
[interrupted to say he just poked me in the arse with his fucking crutches
]
...off work for a month, woop!
My leg fucking hurts
I've never known pain like it!"
Aw. He's in too much pain to dictate to me further, guys.
Please to be sending many get well vibes to my postman
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mentalrage:
No doubt they've got some incompetent knuckle dragger to fill in for your role as "The postman", hope the pains not too bad. p.s. I'm from Leeds too (shock horror!) and not a pycho either ( double shock horror!).
peter_minger:
'Kin work shy bastard. 