Wednesday Dec 11, 2002

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Dear Alcohol,

I thought I'd take a minute to discuss some troubling factors with you.
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours...your
many sides and dimensions are mind-boggling (different than beer goggling,
which I'll touch upon shortly.) Yes, my friend, you always seem to be there
when needed -- the perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game,...
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maelwys:
Ah, alcohol. One of my favourite subjects. Whoever first invented it derserves a statue.

I've been a hard drinker for many a year,
And I always fall over on ten pints of beer,
So now when I drink, I sit on the floor,
And I never will risk falling over no more.


chorus: And it's no, nay, never,
No, nay, never, no more,
Will I drink and fall over,
No never, no more.


I went to a bar that I used to frequent,
Despite having sworn that I'd give up for Lent,
I asked for two pints, but the barman said "Nay!
You'll only fall over like you did yesterday."


I'll pulled from my pocket two shiny gold pounds,
And I managed to do it without falling down,
The barman said "Sir, please choose from this list,
And I'm sorry if just now I thought you were pissed".


I think that I'll stick now to stiff drinks and shorts,
Like whiskey and ponche and pernods and ports,
Cut down on the volume of all that I drink,
Then at least when I throw up I won't block the sink.


I'll go back to my girlfriend, confess what I've done,
And if she should hit me I won't turn and run,
I'll promise to give up... but if I should fail...
I'll see you next Thursday for ten pints of ale

freyja__:
well!
if we're gonna do lengthy poems about it.. may i submit one from my fav poet.. shel silverstein:

DRINKIN' FROM THE BOTTLE

Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart,
Cryin blues in motel rooms,
Lord, the hard times werent that hard.
And some fell in, and some fell out and some just fell apart,

Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.
Harlan sing us "Heartaches By the Number", one more time.
Johnny tell us how that woman helped you walk the line.
Willie sing us "Hello Walls", cuz we all know our parts.

(hello hello)

Been drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.
That blonde there, sittin on the floor,
My sad song made her cry,
I think she caught my zipper,
Bout the time I caught her eye.
For she can take my body home
But whos gonna drive the car?
We been drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.

Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.
Cryin blues in motel rooms,
Lord, the hard times werent that hard.
Some fell in, and some fell out and some just fell apart.

Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.
Now I sip my Chevis, from a fancy crystal glass,
A young, ambitious, eight-piece hot band,
A-pushin at my ass.
Well, I was singin for the money,
I think back to the start,
When we were drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.

So lets start drinkin from the bottle, singin from the heart,
Cryin blues in motel rooms,
Lord, the hard times werent that hard.
Some fell in, and some fell out and some just fell apart.
Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.
Drinkin from the bottle and singin from the heart.

Tuesday Dec 10, 2002

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Dear Fellow Suicide Gurly Members,

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters.
They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker
but many of his co-workers are leery of him.

Every time he...
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maelwys:
tch, bloody politicians eh? biggrin
tara81:
*CRASH*


You let me falll *tears*

mad

Monday Dec 09, 2002

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Dear Friends Of The Lovely SG Community,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you
have been good this year (and since you have) I will
be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to
bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little...
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tara81:
yippeeee!!


didn't buy anything either!
maelwys:
Thats brilliant mate! I want to email it to my friends now, it'd make a change from all the obscene jokes.

I dont mind it being cold, but I'd be happier if it snowed. Hardly get that much snow in the south of England til January and not much then either. I'm readjusting to the cold again, takes my body thermostat a couple of days.

Friday Dec 06, 2002

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Conflicting Proverbs:
Now what do I do?...
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier...
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azura:
you're scary .....
tara81:
AHHH... you have shattered my whole existence!!!!!


ever watch officespace?

oooooooo

Tuesday Dec 03, 2002

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I'm glad things are working out for my friends AND Lil me ^ _ ^
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faith:
I was so happy to see your post in my journal. I was wondering what you've been up to...I see you really do have too much time on your hands. wink
{{{hugs}}}
fred:
Yo Paulie,
Keepin it real up in da field... aa'ight

Monday Dec 02, 2002

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Ya see i'm Bored and i'm playing with my camera...BTW that me 31 yrs ago ^_^ I still didn't grow up yet and i'm afraid i won't . Ciao For Now ^_^ The O Man
goatsgotohell:
haha, that sooo made me laugh, thanks. =)
maelwys:
S'good pic, I'll get around to changing mine one day.

Wednesday Nov 27, 2002

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To All Of Those Who Wish Us Well and For Those Who Don't Can Go To Hell! Happy Thanksgiving to ALL SG MEMBERS! *cheers* Paulie O
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fred:
Yo Paulie word up...
Brooklyn top o the food chain yo....
maelwys:
Enjoy yours matey smile

Monday Nov 25, 2002

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Hello Again ^_* Well i over did it AGAIN! *ouch* I tore my left Bi-cept muscle during my regular workout AND it is soo F'ing painful!! Therapy was a killer today! Besides all that ...Life is very sweet ! Hope all is well with all of you in the Beautiful SG Community! Ciao For Now ^_^ Paulie O
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rogueboy:
AGH, tearing muscles is a BEE-YATCH. Otherwise, I hope your life's going alright, Paulie, walking around in a sling or a cast or a wrap or whatever they put arms with torn muscles in. I'm happy to report that i've torn no muscles and thus things are going relatively well in comparison. My best friend is in town and hopefully I can have some fun with this four day weekend. CIAO and heal quickly.
freyja__:
OUCH!
hope you've got some arnica gel and other assorted goodies.

torn muscles are a bitch to heal.
woe.

Tuesday Nov 19, 2002

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Dear Babes, You ask Why I Love You ...where do i start ?,,,, For the kindness in your eyes and the WARMTH in your voice.For the honesty of your words and the piercing silence of your of your smile. For the ways we are similar and the ways we are worlds apart. For the openness of your understanding and the acceptance of your heart. For...
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emily:
Didnt read your journal,because i'm an asshole...just saying hi.....biggrin
rogueboy:
Hey, it's Paulie! Your entry is a far cry from my best friend's "Women are Whores" rants, but different strokes, different something or rather.

Work is crazy, as always, and school does not make it any easier, but I'm getting along. There's only four more weeks left, so I can make it. Keep on trucking... or something! Hope things stay up! I'll be around.
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