the_new_scum

Chris says:
you know Hulk Hogan has his own range of grills now?

Chris says:
http://www.hulkhogangrill.com/

Chris says:
he's such a fucking pimp

Chris says:
i love the recipe book that comes with it "Hogan Knows Grillin'"

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
and everything is hulk size

Chris says:
an exact unit of measurement!

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
and only 50 quid

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
for something i already have

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
called a "grill"

Chris says:
thats just because you didnt see him hocking it on QVC. If you'd seen his demonstration then you'd want one too

Chris says:
the beauty was that he didnt actually present it, or try to sell it or anything. He had a professional to do that, he just stood there waiting to chime in whenever his lackey asked him a rhetorical question

Chris says:
"This thing will grill burgers of any size, wont it Hulk?"

Chris says:
"Oh you bet"

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
what if its bigger than the grill?

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
would you have to use many grills?

Chris says:
i dare you to find a piece of meat in existence that is bigger than "hulk size" That grill can handle ANYTHING

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
what about a side of beef that wouldnt fit

Chris says:
you're not paying attention. It's Hulk size

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
unless the people demonstrating it are giants then its just the same size as a george foreman thingy

Chris says:
thats just camera trickery. You know its hulk-sized, the dudes on the advert said so. It's a legitimate unit of measurement and is more than up to the challenge of cooking some burgers. It's like Noah's Ark. On paper it doesnt seem all that plausible - but it fucking happened

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
perhaps if his daughter endorsed it id buy it

Chris says:
like you'd make a play for his daughter. You'd be fucking terrified


I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
of hulk hogan, pfft i think not

Chris says:
did you not see Suburban Commando? The way he crushed that melon in such a hilarious manner....that could be your skull

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
crushing a soft fruit, thats not scary

Chris says:
man he'd fuck you up

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
i'd just tell him i know jack bauer and hed back the fuck off

Chris says:
you remember those Team Xtreme guys? The pious dudes on steroids that bent frying pans for the lord? Well they were fucking christians, Hulk Hogan has similar power but wouldnt think twice about taking you to school. You better hope he doesnt have a hot water bottle he can blow up with his mighty lungs. Then you'd be for it

I want him to say "One shall stand, one shall fall" says:
yeah but i'm a personal friend of jack bauer, you think hed mess with that

Chris says:
Bauer would be a non-issue. He seems hard when he's up against Dennis Hopper or that chick who couldnt assassinate someone without screwing 7 or 8 people to do it - but I'm not convinced he could handle having Hulkamania run wild on him