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Tony Jaa has now found himself on the short list of people who could beat up God. I'm not sure whether he'd place above Henry Rollins and Jack Bauer - but he's definitely there.

As you might have guessed, last night I saw "The Warrior King" the badly-titled new movie starring Tony Jaa, the dude from Ong-Bak. As with his previous movie, it makes no fucking sense. Ong-Bak in itself was silly in that the plot revolved around him getting back a statue...this time it's his pet elephant.

Story = BAD
Dialogue = BAD
Acting = BAD

Also its really fucking confusing because they try to fill in all the plot crap that it doesnt really need and doesnt make a lick of sense. That said, its well worth watching because the bits that suck are easily ignored until Tony kicks somebody stupid enough to start on him. Some of the silly things are hilarious too, I couldnt breathe for laughing when

Anybody who cant be arsed watching the movie should at least check THIS out because I see it as the pinnacle of human achievement. A 5-minute long one-er of Tony Jaa kicking the fuck outta people. How is that not worth 6.45 ?

In other news I'm going to see "Cars" tomorrow with a girl from work that I've barely spoken to. Needless to say, I'm confused by the whole thing.