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Well, if it's any consolation, the boobies were not entirely naked because it's Virginia -- they were covered with black electrical tape X's. But they were bouncy and the SG's were lithe, attractive, danced well, and put on a great show. And a bunch of local SG's that weren't performing were also there helping out. But I had a horrible time and had to leave early because my friends, who are swingers, decided we all needed to go and roll around naked in a ball-pit lubricated with Canola oil. (Oh, sorry, I'm embellishing. I really tried to make it sound like no fun was had, but I'm too good at having fun.)

Oh, sorry about that. I should have called to invite you.