Reports That Never Make The News
"Sit rep, soldier!"
"Well, cap'n. there's not much to report."
"Then what the hell are you doing here?!"
"Well, I kinda missed you and had to pee."
"..."
"Oh, as if you never had to pee..."
"Sit rep, soldier!"
"Well, cap'n. there's not much to report."
"Then what the hell are you doing here?!"
"Well, I kinda missed you and had to pee."
"..."
"Oh, as if you never had to pee..."