There is a good reason I've not been around. And that would be this.
I've become obsessed I'm afraid. You're lucky I managed to drag myself away from it for long enough to write this.
Been doing things too. Many things. So let me be terribly organised about the whole thing and categorise:
Work
I got told today that I've got that promotion, and that...
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I've become obsessed I'm afraid. You're lucky I managed to drag myself away from it for long enough to write this.
Been doing things too. Many things. So let me be terribly organised about the whole thing and categorise:
Work
I got told today that I've got that promotion, and that...
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I need to stop talking to girls when I'm drunk.
Now I feel like I'm living in a 'wacky' sitcom.
Fell free to mock me for getting myself into these situations. I fully deserve it.
Now I feel like I'm living in a 'wacky' sitcom.
Fell free to mock me for getting myself into these situations. I fully deserve it.
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sticks:
Request to replace your current profile pic with this one:
Because look! Wellies!
Because look! Wellies!
snowballinhell:
*tumbleweed* 
alas you're going to be disappointed with the story. But let it never be said that I'm not populist. So by underwhelming demand...
I went to a pub to see a friend's band. It had been quite a trying day at work, and the pub didn't sell real ales. So first drink is a pint of fizzy pop and a double rum. The bands played,...
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I went to a pub to see a friend's band. It had been quite a trying day at work, and the pub didn't sell real ales. So first drink is a pint of fizzy pop and a double rum. The bands played,...
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heavenandhell:
Hmmm......well I guess there's only one thing to check then. Are all your man bits there, I hear there's a trade in them these days? 
vortext:
i call that a success. i may be wrong but i'm calling it and who's the reff here?
(for the purpose of this conversation its me)
(for the purpose of this conversation its me)
OK. So this morning I woke up alone, laying naked on a Futon in a flat I've never been to in my life. In fact the whole flat was empty.
Somehow I also lost my phone. So I need people to message me their numbers please.
Somehow I also lost my phone. So I need people to message me their numbers please.
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fry:
I agree with Adam - story needed. 
stenno:
Did you clear the flat with your swag bag?
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pollen:
Hey Mark,
I can't seem to get this to send on messages:
Sorry we didn't make it out last night, we fell asleep and napped till it was pretty late and then it was raining and we watched North by Northwest instead. I realise this is pretty softcore and lightweight of us! I hope you had a good night. Is there anything else happening this week?
cheers
Bee
I can't seem to get this to send on messages:
Sorry we didn't make it out last night, we fell asleep and napped till it was pretty late and then it was raining and we watched North by Northwest instead. I realise this is pretty softcore and lightweight of us! I hope you had a good night. Is there anything else happening this week?
cheers
Bee
aesirr:
Aye it is him, t'is a brilliant pic.
Today is a day of rediscovering old loves. Namely:
and
And I'm about to enjoy another 3 days off.
Make of that what you will.
and
And I'm about to enjoy another 3 days off.
Make of that what you will.
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aesirr:
Pretty sure I would win dude, not been trainging the last10 months for nothing lol.
lensturtle420:
Thanks mate! 
Hope all is well with you.
Hope all is well with you.
London rocked right out. Thanks to everyone who made it possible, you know who you are.
I even have some pics in my attachment folder of some of the proceedings.
Go and have a look, don't bother with the spoiler, it's just me giving vent to something that has started to play on my mind recently.
I even have some pics in my attachment folder of some of the proceedings.
Go and have a look, don't bother with the spoiler, it's just me giving vent to something that has started to play on my mind recently.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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vortext:
pretend she's really your sister and your attracted because you both hold the force. Thats what i do. Just watch out for your dad he might want your hand then you'll have to get a really cool prosthetic one.
vortext:
On the other hand boys crying is always a little bit funny.
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foundry:
Good to meet you at the weekend old bean
heavenandhell:
I have a vision of you trying to get in said Tank. It's kind of scary as you throw out all the little brats chanting under your breath.
Very quick journal, hopefully as a precursor to something a bit larger and more interesting.
I've just got back from watching The Dark Knight
I have a new massive monitor.
I have a very spangly graphics card to run it.
I have a new, very, very, very comfortable mattress.
I have this
On DVD.
I'm off to London next week.
I passed that job interview...
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I've just got back from watching The Dark Knight
I have a new massive monitor.
I have a very spangly graphics card to run it.
I have a new, very, very, very comfortable mattress.
I have this
On DVD.
I'm off to London next week.
I passed that job interview...
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mat8drb:
We did do Rainbow Road that night, so it could have been that.
I'm sure I'll catch up with you. With my really big net.
I'm sure I'll catch up with you. With my really big net.
heavenandhell:
I shall take this in order:
Ooooo....lucky you, hope it was good, we're seeing it at the weekend.
Is that because your aging eyes can't see a smaller one?
Ooooo.......get you!
What is that beside your bed for when you fall out?
It is no longer avaliable, I'm so disappointed.
Enjoy London and oodles of luck with the placement. (See, I can be nice. )
Take care.
Ooooo....lucky you, hope it was good, we're seeing it at the weekend.
Is that because your aging eyes can't see a smaller one?
Ooooo.......get you!
What is that beside your bed for when you fall out?
It is no longer avaliable, I'm so disappointed.
Enjoy London and oodles of luck with the placement. (See, I can be nice.
)
Take care.
A spode is a vagina that is as wide as it is deep. The masculine is Chode, which is a penis as wide as it is long. So, if you ever see a small square cock. You'll say, 'Look at that chode'.
-Words of wisdom from one of my housemates.
-Words of wisdom from one of my housemates.
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sticks:
You said a rude word.
vortext:
i like the concept of assgina. it was something Shereen and i have adopted as a new phrase.
*prod prod prod*