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Saturday Jul 09, 2005

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Right.

So it's 3:45 am. I've just got back from an evening out. It was quite a good night, it started out with a couple of (appallingly bad) games of pool in a pub, from there, we went on to a friend's house, whee loits and lots of Mezcal slammers were had. Then we went to a club. There were girls, and I even spoke to one of the at great length. When the club closed, I went down to the entrance, and waited for my friend.

At which point, I get surrounded by a bunch of fucking townies, asking if they can have some tobacco off me to make a spliff.

'Sorry' I say, ' I've given three people some tobacco tonight, and they've all stolen something off me'

The next thing I know, some asshole is in my face, screaming at me, asking me if I'm calling him a thief.
'No, you see, you're just not listening to me' is the last thing I remember saying to him.

And then, he and his friends hit me. Really hard. In the face.

For posterity, I took this:



At the moment, I can't actually feel my face. I've spoken to the owner of the nightclub, I've seen the CCTV footage. And I've spoken to the Police. I will bet my immortal soul on the fact that nothing ever, ever comes of this.

Sorry to be so girly about a punch in the face, but in over 14 years of going to this night club (yes, I was very underage) I have never even been looked at in an unfriendly way. For god's sake, I havent been in a fight since I was at high school!!!

was this guy justified in his attitude that I should have given him my tobacco?

I'm going to go to bed now. And whimper. A lot.

blackeyed
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frankmask:
Barbarians. But hey, you didn't start anything, you behaved rationally, kudos. Heck, if you've got CCTV footage you might ask the club owner to get the guy banned or something similar.
Jul 10, 2005
agata:
awwww man, im sorry dude. that fuckin sucks. I fuckin hate cunts like that mad
and sadly you're prob right frown ild bet my bollocks to a barn dance they'll do fuck all about it.
ild quite happily come up and help you search for the cunts...? ive been in the mood for torturing someone all day!
Jul 10, 2005

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