Well the Stag party was messy, as I expected. I got almost criminally drunk, and had to spend all day Sunday on the sofa getting up only to pee, change the DVD and make very, very strong coffee. There may well have been a bit of moaning and ineffectual waving involved too, but we won't go into that. 
Memory recall kind of lapsed just after 11 PM. But I do remember getting on a bus into town and drunkenly giving a 14 year old lad advice on girls (Yer sheee, yoove gotta treat a girl like a, like a, oh you know, a lady, yeah thash right, a real lady. Yoove gotta treat 'em right, you know, led 'em know theysh the only one, how old are you? fuggin ell, Oi! Rich! look ad 'im, eesh only fou..fourteen you know. Anyway, yesh, shiny fings too, shinier the better... etc. etc.)
A pictoral record was indeed kept until I got far too drunk to take pictures.
The boat ride was really good.
I think it's now become law to have at least one of these photos on any event.
That's the group.
And that's the stag.
It was funny as the boat pulled up to the jetty, there were calls of "Bloody hell, she's fit, and waving at us" to "No, that's not a bloke is it?" followed by "What the fuck is going on?"
And the stag got absolutely enthralled by this family who were trying to get some fish and chips, and therefore scared the wits out of their poor kids, who were rather tired and not liking the stag telling them that he was a teacher, and may well end up teaching them at some point in their lives. Still a brilliant way to take a family to a fancy dress party though.
And there endeth the record of the horror.
Memory recall kind of lapsed just after 11 PM. But I do remember getting on a bus into town and drunkenly giving a 14 year old lad advice on girls (Yer sheee, yoove gotta treat a girl like a, like a, oh you know, a lady, yeah thash right, a real lady. Yoove gotta treat 'em right, you know, led 'em know theysh the only one, how old are you? fuggin ell, Oi! Rich! look ad 'im, eesh only fou..fourteen you know. Anyway, yesh, shiny fings too, shinier the better... etc. etc.)
A pictoral record was indeed kept until I got far too drunk to take pictures.
The boat ride was really good.
I think it's now become law to have at least one of these photos on any event.
That's the group.
And that's the stag.
It was funny as the boat pulled up to the jetty, there were calls of "Bloody hell, she's fit, and waving at us" to "No, that's not a bloke is it?" followed by "What the fuck is going on?"
And the stag got absolutely enthralled by this family who were trying to get some fish and chips, and therefore scared the wits out of their poor kids, who were rather tired and not liking the stag telling them that he was a teacher, and may well end up teaching them at some point in their lives. Still a brilliant way to take a family to a fancy dress party though.
And there endeth the record of the horror.
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hey, how did you know where i was, don't tell me you are that close to looe and recognised it. i'm racking my brains to see if i mentioned it and i'm sure i didn't. or maybe i've forgotten, call it old age.
i love the incredibles family pic. god, if i did that to my kids they'd move out or call in the men with white coats. oh, thats an idea for a little holiday by myself, perhaps i'd better try it.