I have a bed.
A very cheap bed, but a bed none the less. I got to feel all manly because when it arrived, it looked like this.
Which meant I got to bang things with hammers for a bit, drink lots of tea and stand around with a bit of bum cleavage going on, scratching my head at the incomprehensible instructions.
But now I have this.
I have a motherfucking bed.
This pleases me greatly.
A very cheap bed, but a bed none the less. I got to feel all manly because when it arrived, it looked like this.
Which meant I got to bang things with hammers for a bit, drink lots of tea and stand around with a bit of bum cleavage going on, scratching my head at the incomprehensible instructions.
But now I have this.
I have a motherfucking bed.
This pleases me greatly.
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harleen:
Haha, guaranteed every time.
Haha, guaranteed every time.
perdy:
It's not just that, this used to be private for me. I could talk about things because it was anonymous. Now it isn't and I struggle with that.