Welp.... i guess im supposed to update a blog, here goes....
life has been pretty good to me these past few months, got the house done, got the raise at work, so now i can go out 6 nights a week instead of the usual 5. yay... ive been trying to get into some new shit lately and i think ive found a couple good gigs. ive done comedy night at scarlet and gray cafe a couple times now, ive won once which was suprising cause my act consisted of drunk stories about getting with an old lady named ropes at a biker bar in daytona, doing the flying cock lunge at a taco bell employee while dressed like captain america, ordering fat people food at wendys and teejayes cause i only like meat (the only vegetable i ever liked was teri schievo, cause she could suck a grape thru a feeding tube), comparing drunk people to toddlers (cant walk, cant hardly talk, puking, peeing in wierd places...ect...) and trying to get off your girlfriend references like trying to get her off is like playing guitar hero ( you can go all night long without a problem on easy.... but when you step up the challenge and use 4-5 fingers she cant seem to last more than 30 seconds) lame but whatev... haha!
ive also been getting back into modding my cars, and arms. now that the house is done ive got free time and extra money to blow, so im spending more time on myself latley.... i recently got a new ohio tattoo of the outline of ohio with cow spots and lucky 13 in it.... also got my pistons touche dup to make them more realistic, and met my new go to tattoo guy Nick Dyer at Evolved, he did some awesome work for me and laid down a badass spark plug to add to my mechanic sleeve im trying to do. cant wait til its fully healed and i can get some of the white touched up that didnt stick
ive also been going out to the bars with my pretty much favorite person in the world right now. she is probably one of the best friends ive ever had, and ive had a blast these last 10 months or so with her....
gonna be sad to see her leave me in a month or so when she moves to florida.... but i hope she understands that her true friends and people that care about her most will always be here for her, and knows that if she ever runs into problems and needs help she is more than welcome to come back and hang with me. with that said, porcellana good luck in florida, and i hope you never forget us here in shitty ohio!
and i think thats it for me.... peace out i gotta go take a dump lol
life has been pretty good to me these past few months, got the house done, got the raise at work, so now i can go out 6 nights a week instead of the usual 5. yay... ive been trying to get into some new shit lately and i think ive found a couple good gigs. ive done comedy night at scarlet and gray cafe a couple times now, ive won once which was suprising cause my act consisted of drunk stories about getting with an old lady named ropes at a biker bar in daytona, doing the flying cock lunge at a taco bell employee while dressed like captain america, ordering fat people food at wendys and teejayes cause i only like meat (the only vegetable i ever liked was teri schievo, cause she could suck a grape thru a feeding tube), comparing drunk people to toddlers (cant walk, cant hardly talk, puking, peeing in wierd places...ect...) and trying to get off your girlfriend references like trying to get her off is like playing guitar hero ( you can go all night long without a problem on easy.... but when you step up the challenge and use 4-5 fingers she cant seem to last more than 30 seconds) lame but whatev... haha!
ive also been getting back into modding my cars, and arms. now that the house is done ive got free time and extra money to blow, so im spending more time on myself latley.... i recently got a new ohio tattoo of the outline of ohio with cow spots and lucky 13 in it.... also got my pistons touche dup to make them more realistic, and met my new go to tattoo guy Nick Dyer at Evolved, he did some awesome work for me and laid down a badass spark plug to add to my mechanic sleeve im trying to do. cant wait til its fully healed and i can get some of the white touched up that didnt stick
ive also been going out to the bars with my pretty much favorite person in the world right now. she is probably one of the best friends ive ever had, and ive had a blast these last 10 months or so with her....
gonna be sad to see her leave me in a month or so when she moves to florida.... but i hope she understands that her true friends and people that care about her most will always be here for her, and knows that if she ever runs into problems and needs help she is more than welcome to come back and hang with me. with that said, porcellana good luck in florida, and i hope you never forget us here in shitty ohio!
and i think thats it for me.... peace out i gotta go take a dump lol
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patton:
you're the best bodyguard ever <3
the_big_ben:
bad mother fucker....