the_bear

So I went to like Rock Nite an it was gud an I went with mi frend Rachel and Kerry an Ben an we danced an it was gud. And I drank lots and I am on antibiotics wich I thought mm mite not be clever but it is ok I am not ded. An it is like 4AM so if i wos gunna b dead i wud be now probubly.

And ther was a pritty boy an I thort ooh hey i will ask him to dans with me so i did. and he did. But i did not no how to say nythin gud to him like that wos clever but all i cud think to say wos like 'D'YOU WANT A BLOWJOB THEN?' wich wud hav bin a bit rude mebbe so i did not say it but i just went away and then we went outside of the club an i was swetty cos of dansing all nite an me an rachel shouted 'WE WANT SHAGGED!' wich was funny cos we wos pissed. Lots and lots.

Then we went to Tesco and we bort sum sanddwiches wich wos nise and we got lots of carrier bags for sum reeson then i said 'rite i am off home' and i went. and i walked home on mi own cos I'M FUCKING HARDCORE and nobody messes with me right cos i am the best ok.

and then i got home and there wos the puppy and i said 'hello puppy' and then the puppy went to pleep on mi bed and that was all THE END