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They call this "Golden Week" in Japan, and no sequence of days has ever been more aptly named.

Any English sensei worth their salt works for the time-and-a-half holiday rate, and averages 8-hour workdays for the duration. When some of us pull down 3500 yen an hour, that's nothing to sneeze at.

Golden indeed.

It tends to suck if you fuckin' hate teaching...
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(the sound of an electronic bidet returning to it's "waiting position", followed closely by the watery sucking flush of a toilet)

Ah. Any time I'm constipated, I now bring my iBook into the john, log into this site, and I'm suddenly, almost dangerously, relieved of my colonic burden.

Thank you, suicidal girls dot com!

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... and if they do, will they care?

Hi.

Call me Jack.

Everything you really need to know about me is here.

No one's really gonna read this shit...