thatwhichisnot

please love me, my dear
and if its not too much, dear
please suck my penis

I love you so much
when you pull close to me, dear
and suck my penis

I want to kill you
but before I get to try,
you suck my penis

Love, I see your lips
I know you want to kiss me
but suck my penis

she gazes...
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*singing my fucking retarded and horribly malformed ass off*

dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight
dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight

(song punctuated by the psychotic laughter of small children)

The Schist is Shiney and I Want it.

It's all pretty empty, hey. Is that news to you? Eat some cheese. Read Infinite Jest. Read Catch-22. Read House of Leaves. Eat your children.

Ether is very bad for you.

When I grow up I want to blink in and out of existance. Nothing is real, and it can be surprising how much seems to be...
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I strive to kill your reality but I am FAILING.

You are a monkey. You are not made in the image of God. In fact, even your God is not made in the image of God. The universe is made in the image of God, because the universe IS God. Preachy, preachy, preachy I am. You're just an ape. That is okay. Get used to...
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I'm not dead, really, just a bit ripe.
Perhapse cocoon.

I am morphic malady and you are stinky cheese atop a coffin making the fellows think the bodies rottin'

You mama's a train wreck.

The revolution will not be revolutionized.

I am become unknowable, unthinkable, untouchable, unshrinkable, unbreakable, unlikable, I had sex with God and the whole world is about to end so just sit...
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We am degraded shitfuck.

I was privelidged to spend my whole day at work burning trash in a large can. I got to stand behind the warehouse, smoking ciggarettes, and setting things on fire. Tonight I light a bonfire to scare away the chickens. The turkeys. The peacocks. The guinea's. I will woo the women and cause things to burn hotter than necessary. I am...
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Do any of you guys really believe all this shit?
Anything?
Anybody?

You're all food.

It's all burning. A non-consuming flame, just like they said. I look around me, and I see that it's all on fire. It almost hurts, but not. Like a dream of falling through a chill black abyss. A slow rain of whiskey cools and warms me. Ciggarettes and beef jerky keep me fed and content. I sit here purring like a cat as the flames...
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Catch-22!!! All of life is fucking Catch-22!!!

Your mom eats bologna.
I got you mother fuckers. I done got down to the nittyest of the gritty and now I know what you're up to. Your soul tastes like orange juice about a week past going bad. At the gates of Hell, there are two basic types of people. There are those to whom the infernal...
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You know how it is. Even the devil gets sad.