I'm still waiting on that damn job, the hiring manager is still getting around to fireing the guy I'm going to replace. The porn store down the road is hiring, so if he doesn't hire me damn soon I'm going to apply there. Maybe tomorrow.
Tom Waits puts on one hell of a show, and I am more lucky than all of you.
I have a creepy plan for subtly altering the course of the world's future. I won't tell you how it works although, for the record, it does not involve violence of any kind so don't go reporting me to homeland security. Just grip strongly onto a renewed ray of hope in the knowledge that some wacko somewhere has a secret plan to make the world a better place to live in.
Send in the clowns, ladies and gents, we WILL reach that other side!
Tom Waits puts on one hell of a show, and I am more lucky than all of you.
I have a creepy plan for subtly altering the course of the world's future. I won't tell you how it works although, for the record, it does not involve violence of any kind so don't go reporting me to homeland security. Just grip strongly onto a renewed ray of hope in the knowledge that some wacko somewhere has a secret plan to make the world a better place to live in.
Send in the clowns, ladies and gents, we WILL reach that other side!
Speaking of dreams, though, I had a dream last night that had Keifer Sutherland in it. He was really weird and creepy. He told me he was really into Jesus and then started inspecting my eyelashes. He asked if he could take some of them. I had to consent because he was Keifer Sutherland.