thatwhichisnot

It is my intention to stop speaking coherently.

Blah blah blah, and such. I hate how reasonable I've been acting lately. If I keep this up I'll wind up living in a clean home and maybe even get a decent job or something. Maybe I'll put sheets on my bed and meet a nice lady. I've already stopped being hungover or drunk all the time. I think I may have actually returned to my old contemplative nature, which is a very dangrous move.

People, damn you all, prepare yourselves for what will most certainly ensue!