thatwhichisnot

The guy who shares my trailer with me is out front playing baseball by himself. He takes two pieces of honeycomb cereal, tosses them into the air, and smacks them out into the yard with his guitar. There they are eaten by chickens. He claims to have discovered the single coolest game ever. I am not entirely certain that I disagree.

There are no drugs involved in this activity. Unlike myself, he stays sober until the sun goes down. I think sobriety is actually much more strange and insane than intoxication. On that note, give me whiskey.

Pray to catterpillar God!!