When I grew up I was a squirrel, and then an elephant, and then a spider, and then a fox, and then an ant, and now I'm some sort of neurotic species of hairless ape. This circumstance sits directly between entertaining and stupid. Well, so do most things. Oh, and hilarious. Hilarious is good. Would you stick needles in your face for me? I found my sweetness while bouncing a red rubber ball in a bucket of bourbon. Go eat dry burned toast and spit crumbs.
Edited to remind you:
Give me whiskey before I hate you.
Edited to remind you:
Give me whiskey before I hate you.
we almost need more people like you around here...