if you didn't read my last blog post, get to it. I'm sure I'm bound to offend someone with it soon mwhahaha
Anyhoo, I AM a little happier at the moment. I'm still a bit grr about women but whatever, I've got the tools, I'm building the bridge to get over.
Applying for those Uni courses tonight. They've left it too long getting back to me with no answer about what they'll accept in my application as a mature age/non school leaver student so I'm just going to have to wing it. I'm hoping like all hell that one of these places give me dumb arse a chance to learn something apart from how to lie (creatively and entertainingly) to people to get them to buy stuff. I REALLY hope I get into that place in Wales, but I doubt it...still, dreaming is free.
"Here's me resume good university people...please accept me PLEEEEAAASSE!!!!!"![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
Anyhoo, I AM a little happier at the moment. I'm still a bit grr about women but whatever, I've got the tools, I'm building the bridge to get over.
Applying for those Uni courses tonight. They've left it too long getting back to me with no answer about what they'll accept in my application as a mature age/non school leaver student so I'm just going to have to wing it. I'm hoping like all hell that one of these places give me dumb arse a chance to learn something apart from how to lie (creatively and entertainingly) to people to get them to buy stuff. I REALLY hope I get into that place in Wales, but I doubt it...still, dreaming is free.
"Here's me resume good university people...please accept me PLEEEEAAASSE!!!!!"
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
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Though, I'm not even sure the thought of himself scattered all over Bali will scare him off.
Alright, I feel like we need an audition. Do yer best sexy Aussie impression. Do the voice, do the voice!
(You've already got the job, this is just for my own amusement
You definitely got the job! Now I will just notify the neighbour and be rid of him for good