Stole this from Brian -
Do you hold grudges easily?
No. Enough time and distance reveals just how trivial apparent woes can be.
Do you suffer pain from a past hurt?
Tis but a scratch.
Can you handle constructive criticism?
I would like to think so but maybe this is not the best question to ask of me. Perhaps others would be better suited.
In this world what makes you the happiest?
I am not sure what takes the cakemaybe cake. Nah, I really enjoy how so many people seem baffled by the relationship EmJay and I have. It seems to be nearly a tale of science fiction to some.
Are you a private person?
I am constantly editing or revising comments or communication. I don't really think of myself as private though. You see, I believe there are no absolutes in life. Every living being has capacity for both good and bad. I recognize the bad in myself and thus seek to shield those around me from the harm I could do.
Who do you respect the most?
I refuse to list anyone real so take this for consideration: Justin Matisse. The character Harry Connick Jr. plays in the movie Hope Floats. JM is head strong - word around town is that he was fired from a good paying job on the east coast for not working fast enough. You find out later in the film that he wasn't willing to sacrifice quality for the sake of quantity. JM is patient - we the viewer wait for the whole movie for Birdee to wake up and see what a great guy he is but he has been waiting since they were kids. Years spent waiting on someone - to see you for what you really are - is not for the faint of heart. I couldn't do it - and I didn't.
What is an interest of yours that others would find silly?
I love a good chick flick. I have a lifetime subscription to Rolling Stone. I enjoy watching This Old House and various other home improvement shows. I loves me some football. Everybody has their own thing.
What are your thoughts on the world?
I worry about how things are going. 1984 was not an instruction manual you bastards.
Do you fall in love too quickly?
Nope. Although, once it has happened I tend to smother. I am still working on that whole 'All or Nothing' flaw that runs in my family.
Do you believe in destiny (fate)?
Yes, I think everything is predetermined and that control is a figment of imagination. I now predict that this idea will anger some.
How would you define trust?
When I can be myself around you instead of perform. Many only see the dancing monkey version of me.
Do you catch yourself running from situations?
Run? No, I do walk away slowly or simply turn my head until I don't see it. That is kinda my mode of operation. Example: 'Wow, that is awkward and unfortunateI will be over here out of the way.'
How do you define being in love?
If you cannot imagine life without them, and don't want to. You have unconditional and never ending faith in them. If you saw them take flight you would not be shocked at all but merely smile for you always knew they would.
What's irritating you right now?
Mosquitoes - lousy little blood sucking fiends.
Is this year the best year of your life?
Yes, near death experiences and all.
Do you give second chances and do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I do. I reckon everybody does.
Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
No, give it time. Something may come up.
Stolen from mary
What are you doing tonight?
Some weekly shopping, some form of food consumption, walking the Rufus (twice), and probably watch the recorded Paranormal State from last night.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
Not by miles.
Doing anything fun this week?
There is a baby shower this weekend, I really look forward to the shopping side of that, we are really close to finishing up the streamlining of downstairs (which means the upstairs is next), also I just got a new game for the 360. I loves me some Portal.
Do you have a song stuck in your head?
I didn't. Thanks, now it is a matter of time.
Would you use family connections to get a job?
Oh, definitely and determined yes. No hesitation or remorse.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Did I sleep through the alarm?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Staff meeting at 9am - Doctor appointment at 10am - back to work - gym time - and I am sure there will be food in there at various points.
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
I do. It is not eco-hug-a-tree-save-the-bunny of me but I do.
What are/were you doing at 12:00 this afternoon?
Waiting for Ryan to get here so I could go to lunch and sent Sharolyn to lunch.
What's the closest purple thing to you?
A plastic slinky.
Do you know anyone who's pregnant?
Amanda
When was the last time you laughed and actually meant to laugh?
Just last night I was watching the Roast of Bob Saget and one of the guys goes: "Life sucks - Pryor dead - Carlin dead - Saget strong as a horse."
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Mostly on my left side - a leftover from when I snored I tried to point away from EmJay to spare her my broadcasting.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
Rufus
How many hours did you sleep last night?
Around seven.
Could you go a day without eating?
Yes. When EmJay an I was first married I would get distracted and not eat and then get confused when she got angry that I had not fed her.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2?
This last weekend
Who was last to cook for you?
EmJay's folks made some garlic burgers yesterday
Something you thought you'd never do, but did?
Drop out of college.
If someone told you they loved you and you didn't love them back, would you lie?
Heck no, I wouldn't lie. It's better for everyone to be honest from the beginning. (We just left Tasha's answer)
Do you spend too much time on your appearance?:
Truthfully not enough.
Your house was burning down, what ONE item would you save?
They are all just things. Things have no true meaning. Save the wife.
You were to live elsewhere, what country would it be?
Australia is my knee jerk answer but I have no idea what the health care is like there.
You could either travel to space or be president/prime minister - which?
Space hands down.
You could be a musician or an actor, which would you be?
Musician would rock - pun intended.
Who gave you your last bouquet of flowers?
Still waiting on this. Orchids are a pretty penny.
If you were to choose to eat a fly or a spider what would it be?
Fly - smaller and goes down smooth
How do you feel right now?
A little dazed at how fast the day went.
Have you ever donated blood or hair?
I have donated blood but never hair. Long hair was forbidden when I was growing up so I haven't had the chance many times.
What are you going to be when you grow up?
Better - Faster - Stronger
How do you feel about being the age you are?
Quite a bit over the last few weeks I have felt as if I am too old to do certain things.
Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Mostly closed
Are you rich?
In personality
What were you doing 1 hour ago?:
Watching someone count somebody else's money.
What iPod do you own?
7th Gen 80 gig black.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
Okay then.
How many different things did you drink today?
Gatorade and water
Are you ticklish?
Yes
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Heavier than I used to be.
What are you listening to?
Teri do her end of day paperwork
Your favorite romantic movie?
King Kong - some apes go bananas for blondes
Is there something you will never forget?
Easter of 2007
How is your hair?
Short
How do you feel about Valentine's day?
Capitalism
Can you keep a secret?
Who told?
So what's on your mind?
Halloween
Which shoe do you put on first?
My left
Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Not that I am aware of.
Do you laugh a lot?
Much even
Do you want kids?
To do what?
Last thing received in the mail?
Heroes season one
Are you random?
blue pineapple
Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad?
You mean to tell me there is someone that has not?
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I am all for it.
Do you think your ex still likes you?
Don't really have any
Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I get a little jumpy
Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
It was called childhood. I didn't know any better.
If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
Spend
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Nah, you are only attracted to people as messed up as you are.
Who was the last person to call you beautiful?
There is no telling. EGO ALERT!
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Yes - it would also be science book worthy.
Have you ever had a pet fish?
A few watery graves have come to be under my watch.
Are you taller than 5'5"?
A little
Can you admit when you're wrong?
Can but may not.
Do you like to argue?
After a few minutes of wrestling a pig in the mud you come to realize - the pig likes it.
What you have read up to here was done on Tuesday September 2, 2008. We now continue with the survey on Wednesday September 3, 2008. Already we have a word of the day: douchecanoe.
Have you ever felt replaced?
Every time I have left a job the place stays in business soyeah. I suppose I have been replaced a few times.
What do you do when you have a bad day?
Do my best not to take it out on anyone around me.
Who has the ability to hurt you the most?
He is no longer of this realm.
Something you do a lot?
Surveys (sometimes they are epic and take two days)
Has anyone sang or played for you personally?
Not that I am aware of. That song 'You're so vain' came out before my time.
Anyone on your mind?
EmJay
Who were the last people you hung out with?
Supper Club was last Friday night.
Are you tired?
I could use a nap. Little nappy wappynappy poo.
Stole this from Heather - 'cause I'm old
50 questions for the people who are a little older....
What bill do you hate paying the most?
The loan payment. Man, I am ready for that to be over so I can get a new car. The alternator belt slipped this morning on the way to work. Glad I took my blood pressure meds today.
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The Nave Cave
Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No. Perfect Situation. I would probably chosen a different location in hindsight it was very clich.
If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would change nothing. It all got me here.
Name of your first grade teacher?
Miss Hardgrove (The teacher formerly known as Mrs. East)
What do you really want to be doing right now?
Playing Portal
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Quarterback for Dallas, Rock Star, Millionaire, and Superman. Then I wanted to be a Psychiatrist, then a Speech Pathologist, and for the last decade and a half a History Professor.
How many colleges did you attend?
Just oneso far.
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It is a new work shirt and gray seems fitting for the day outside my office window.
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
I would love to have an electric car.
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I didn't hear it so - yeah.
Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Staff meeting in the morning.
Do you miss being a child?
No, really was not that great. Nothing movie of the week worthy, just kinda, bleh.
What errand/chore do you despise?
Not a big fan of peeling wallpaper or painting.
If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
For sure. We could always use more at the Aquarium.
Get up early or sleep in?
Early to rise.
What is your favorite cartoon character?
Bill the Cat.
Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Edit
Have you found real love yet?
Didn't know they were lost.
When did you first start feeling old?
1997
Favorite lunch meat?
Ham
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Annoyed
Beach or lake?
Pool
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. I do think most people are doing it wrong and go in with the wrong idea.
Do you own property?
The Nave Cave.
Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Does anyone really answer this? If I wouldn't want anyone to knowfollowing me here? Go ahead and think it over. I'll wait hereokay, moving on.
What's your drink?
Water
Cowboys or Indians?
Unless they are from Dallas - NDNs
Cops or Robbers?
Cops
Who from high school would you like to run in to?
Depends - what is their insurance like?
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Seen both - pass on both
Grey's or 'The Office?
Grey's is dead to me. 'The Office' on DVD only.
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I got nothing here.
Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
I face a corner - next.
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Kevin Smith
Indoors or Outdoors?
In
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Not mine no - my parents - a few times.
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No, the day is early though.
Last book you read?
Watchmen - Quote: 'Who Watches The Watchmen?'
Do you have a teddy bear?
Not anymore no.
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I brushed my teeth in the car once on the way to the dentist.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New career.
How old are you?
32
The edited survey from mary
not answering the dumb questions
Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
Be rejected
Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
Yes
Are you someone who snores or a sleepwalker?
I used to snore
Would you ever parachute off a plane?
Yes
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Not yet
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
No
What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
Decide if they need to go. If so, scoop it outside.
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Saturday
Do you have a desk in your room?
More like a counter work space
Have you ever broken a rib?
No
Who is the most spoiled person you know?
Me
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes it falls on Easter.
Do you want to hit something?
No thanks for asking though
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Since I got my machine I am happy everyday I wake up.
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Not today
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
Pauly Shore
Are you usually wide awake in the mornings?
Compared to this time last year I am awake much more
Are you wearing rings?
No - stupid fat fingers
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Red Powerade
Can you cross your eyes?
Yes
Is your family just a bundle of fun?
We put the fun in dysfunctional.
Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
No - that is bad huju
Do you cry when you get stung by a bee?
No - complained quite a bit though
Are your fingernails painted black?
Not today
Are you currently doing laundry?
Nope
What color are your eyes?
Brown
How old do you look?
Apparently 35
How old is the first person on your top?
twenty eleven in 8 days
What woke you up this morning?
EmJay
What is your current mood?
Chill
What color shirt are you wearing?
Heather Gray
Are you wearing make-up?
No
What are you wearing?
Heather Gray polo with Oklahoma Aquarium logo, Black argyle socks, Black slacks with weird pin stripping, Black Sketchers with Gray trim, Marc Ecko watch
Where were you when you heard about the World Trade Towers?
I was at the loft on Main Street in Collinsville. I had gotten up a little before 9am to catch that days episode of Martha Stewart (no I am not kidding). September 11th is EmJay's birthday and we were dirt poor then. All she had asked as a gift for her birthday was to sleep in that day. I woke her up and told her that I thought we might be at war. They grounded all of the planes in the country for days. So strange to be outside and there was nothing in the air.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
I wanted to in Las Vegas in April but I held it in cause I thought that would make things worse. I was already fighting for air.
Last thing you bought?
Vitamins
How many windows are open on your computer?
Eight
Where do you keep your money?
I hide most in the accounts of other people: AEP, Suntrust Mortgage, AT&T, etc.
Has anyone ever told you they love you?
I have heard such things
Anything you're giving up on?
Trying to stop watching so much TV and need to start scaling back on sports drinks.
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
They are proof of a higher being.
What do you currently hear right now?
The various sounds of the office
What was the reason you got grounded for last?
Coming home after 3 hours when I only left for a loaf of bread.
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
I do. More than I would like.
How long does it take you to shower?
Around 10 minutes
What was last thing you drank?
red Powerade
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
To be at home with EmJay
You're trapped in a room for three days with your ex, what do you do?
This person doesn't exist.
You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color do you choose?
Comic book red
You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Nose
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
I would get the word balance or harmony in Cherokee on the right side of my chest.
Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
Yeah, I am not really very nice
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?
EmJay
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
I don't use an alarm clock. She does.
Favorite color?
Maroon
Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to?
Not too sure, too close to call
Do you see yourself in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yep
What are you looking forward to?
Vacation in October!
The Friday Five - Yes, I know it is Wednesday.
How many times a day do you...
Brush your teeth?
At least once
Shower?
At least once
Check your E-mail?
Too often to count
Check LJ/MySpace/Suicidegirls?
LJ weekly, MySpace 3 or 4 times a week - same with SG.
Eat?
2 to 5 times
Do you hold grudges easily?
No. Enough time and distance reveals just how trivial apparent woes can be.
Do you suffer pain from a past hurt?
Tis but a scratch.
Can you handle constructive criticism?
I would like to think so but maybe this is not the best question to ask of me. Perhaps others would be better suited.
In this world what makes you the happiest?
I am not sure what takes the cakemaybe cake. Nah, I really enjoy how so many people seem baffled by the relationship EmJay and I have. It seems to be nearly a tale of science fiction to some.
Are you a private person?
I am constantly editing or revising comments or communication. I don't really think of myself as private though. You see, I believe there are no absolutes in life. Every living being has capacity for both good and bad. I recognize the bad in myself and thus seek to shield those around me from the harm I could do.
Who do you respect the most?
I refuse to list anyone real so take this for consideration: Justin Matisse. The character Harry Connick Jr. plays in the movie Hope Floats. JM is head strong - word around town is that he was fired from a good paying job on the east coast for not working fast enough. You find out later in the film that he wasn't willing to sacrifice quality for the sake of quantity. JM is patient - we the viewer wait for the whole movie for Birdee to wake up and see what a great guy he is but he has been waiting since they were kids. Years spent waiting on someone - to see you for what you really are - is not for the faint of heart. I couldn't do it - and I didn't.
What is an interest of yours that others would find silly?
I love a good chick flick. I have a lifetime subscription to Rolling Stone. I enjoy watching This Old House and various other home improvement shows. I loves me some football. Everybody has their own thing.
What are your thoughts on the world?
I worry about how things are going. 1984 was not an instruction manual you bastards.
Do you fall in love too quickly?
Nope. Although, once it has happened I tend to smother. I am still working on that whole 'All or Nothing' flaw that runs in my family.
Do you believe in destiny (fate)?
Yes, I think everything is predetermined and that control is a figment of imagination. I now predict that this idea will anger some.
How would you define trust?
When I can be myself around you instead of perform. Many only see the dancing monkey version of me.
Do you catch yourself running from situations?
Run? No, I do walk away slowly or simply turn my head until I don't see it. That is kinda my mode of operation. Example: 'Wow, that is awkward and unfortunateI will be over here out of the way.'
How do you define being in love?
If you cannot imagine life without them, and don't want to. You have unconditional and never ending faith in them. If you saw them take flight you would not be shocked at all but merely smile for you always knew they would.
What's irritating you right now?
Mosquitoes - lousy little blood sucking fiends.
Is this year the best year of your life?
Yes, near death experiences and all.
Do you give second chances and do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I do. I reckon everybody does.
Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
No, give it time. Something may come up.
Stolen from mary
What are you doing tonight?
Some weekly shopping, some form of food consumption, walking the Rufus (twice), and probably watch the recorded Paranormal State from last night.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
Not by miles.
Doing anything fun this week?
There is a baby shower this weekend, I really look forward to the shopping side of that, we are really close to finishing up the streamlining of downstairs (which means the upstairs is next), also I just got a new game for the 360. I loves me some Portal.
Do you have a song stuck in your head?
I didn't. Thanks, now it is a matter of time.
Would you use family connections to get a job?
Oh, definitely and determined yes. No hesitation or remorse.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Did I sleep through the alarm?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Staff meeting at 9am - Doctor appointment at 10am - back to work - gym time - and I am sure there will be food in there at various points.
Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
I do. It is not eco-hug-a-tree-save-the-bunny of me but I do.
What are/were you doing at 12:00 this afternoon?
Waiting for Ryan to get here so I could go to lunch and sent Sharolyn to lunch.
What's the closest purple thing to you?
A plastic slinky.
Do you know anyone who's pregnant?
Amanda
When was the last time you laughed and actually meant to laugh?
Just last night I was watching the Roast of Bob Saget and one of the guys goes: "Life sucks - Pryor dead - Carlin dead - Saget strong as a horse."
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Mostly on my left side - a leftover from when I snored I tried to point away from EmJay to spare her my broadcasting.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
Rufus
How many hours did you sleep last night?
Around seven.
Could you go a day without eating?
Yes. When EmJay an I was first married I would get distracted and not eat and then get confused when she got angry that I had not fed her.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2?
This last weekend
Who was last to cook for you?
EmJay's folks made some garlic burgers yesterday
Something you thought you'd never do, but did?
Drop out of college.
If someone told you they loved you and you didn't love them back, would you lie?
Heck no, I wouldn't lie. It's better for everyone to be honest from the beginning. (We just left Tasha's answer)
Do you spend too much time on your appearance?:
Truthfully not enough.
Your house was burning down, what ONE item would you save?
They are all just things. Things have no true meaning. Save the wife.
You were to live elsewhere, what country would it be?
Australia is my knee jerk answer but I have no idea what the health care is like there.
You could either travel to space or be president/prime minister - which?
Space hands down.
You could be a musician or an actor, which would you be?
Musician would rock - pun intended.
Who gave you your last bouquet of flowers?
Still waiting on this. Orchids are a pretty penny.
If you were to choose to eat a fly or a spider what would it be?
Fly - smaller and goes down smooth
How do you feel right now?
A little dazed at how fast the day went.
Have you ever donated blood or hair?
I have donated blood but never hair. Long hair was forbidden when I was growing up so I haven't had the chance many times.
What are you going to be when you grow up?
Better - Faster - Stronger
How do you feel about being the age you are?
Quite a bit over the last few weeks I have felt as if I am too old to do certain things.
Kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Mostly closed
Are you rich?
In personality
What were you doing 1 hour ago?:
Watching someone count somebody else's money.
What iPod do you own?
7th Gen 80 gig black.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
Okay then.
How many different things did you drink today?
Gatorade and water
Are you ticklish?
Yes
Are you a heavy sleeper?
Heavier than I used to be.
What are you listening to?
Teri do her end of day paperwork
Your favorite romantic movie?
King Kong - some apes go bananas for blondes
Is there something you will never forget?
Easter of 2007
How is your hair?
Short
How do you feel about Valentine's day?
Capitalism
Can you keep a secret?
Who told?
So what's on your mind?
Halloween
Which shoe do you put on first?
My left
Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
Not that I am aware of.
Do you laugh a lot?
Much even
Do you want kids?
To do what?
Last thing received in the mail?
Heroes season one
Are you random?
blue pineapple
Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad?
You mean to tell me there is someone that has not?
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I am all for it.
Do you think your ex still likes you?
Don't really have any
Are you easily scared by horror movies?
I get a little jumpy
Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?
It was called childhood. I didn't know any better.
If someone gave you 100 dollars, would you spend or save it?
Spend
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Nah, you are only attracted to people as messed up as you are.
Who was the last person to call you beautiful?
There is no telling. EGO ALERT!
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Yes - it would also be science book worthy.
Have you ever had a pet fish?
A few watery graves have come to be under my watch.
Are you taller than 5'5"?
A little
Can you admit when you're wrong?
Can but may not.
Do you like to argue?
After a few minutes of wrestling a pig in the mud you come to realize - the pig likes it.
What you have read up to here was done on Tuesday September 2, 2008. We now continue with the survey on Wednesday September 3, 2008. Already we have a word of the day: douchecanoe.
Have you ever felt replaced?
Every time I have left a job the place stays in business soyeah. I suppose I have been replaced a few times.
What do you do when you have a bad day?
Do my best not to take it out on anyone around me.
Who has the ability to hurt you the most?
He is no longer of this realm.
Something you do a lot?
Surveys (sometimes they are epic and take two days)
Has anyone sang or played for you personally?
Not that I am aware of. That song 'You're so vain' came out before my time.
Anyone on your mind?
EmJay
Who were the last people you hung out with?
Supper Club was last Friday night.
Are you tired?
I could use a nap. Little nappy wappynappy poo.
Stole this from Heather - 'cause I'm old
50 questions for the people who are a little older....
What bill do you hate paying the most?
The loan payment. Man, I am ready for that to be over so I can get a new car. The alternator belt slipped this morning on the way to work. Glad I took my blood pressure meds today.
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The Nave Cave
Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
No. Perfect Situation. I would probably chosen a different location in hindsight it was very clich.
If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would change nothing. It all got me here.
Name of your first grade teacher?
Miss Hardgrove (The teacher formerly known as Mrs. East)
What do you really want to be doing right now?
Playing Portal
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Quarterback for Dallas, Rock Star, Millionaire, and Superman. Then I wanted to be a Psychiatrist, then a Speech Pathologist, and for the last decade and a half a History Professor.
How many colleges did you attend?
Just oneso far.
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It is a new work shirt and gray seems fitting for the day outside my office window.
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
I would love to have an electric car.
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I didn't hear it so - yeah.
Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Staff meeting in the morning.
Do you miss being a child?
No, really was not that great. Nothing movie of the week worthy, just kinda, bleh.
What errand/chore do you despise?
Not a big fan of peeling wallpaper or painting.
If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
For sure. We could always use more at the Aquarium.
Get up early or sleep in?
Early to rise.
What is your favorite cartoon character?
Bill the Cat.
Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Edit
Have you found real love yet?
Didn't know they were lost.
When did you first start feeling old?
1997
Favorite lunch meat?
Ham
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Annoyed
Beach or lake?
Pool
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. I do think most people are doing it wrong and go in with the wrong idea.
Do you own property?
The Nave Cave.
Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Does anyone really answer this? If I wouldn't want anyone to knowfollowing me here? Go ahead and think it over. I'll wait hereokay, moving on.
What's your drink?
Water
Cowboys or Indians?
Unless they are from Dallas - NDNs
Cops or Robbers?
Cops
Who from high school would you like to run in to?
Depends - what is their insurance like?
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
Seen both - pass on both
Grey's or 'The Office?
Grey's is dead to me. 'The Office' on DVD only.
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I got nothing here.
Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
I face a corner - next.
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Kevin Smith
Indoors or Outdoors?
In
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Not mine no - my parents - a few times.
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes?
No, the day is early though.
Last book you read?
Watchmen - Quote: 'Who Watches The Watchmen?'
Do you have a teddy bear?
Not anymore no.
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I brushed my teeth in the car once on the way to the dentist.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
San Francisco
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New career.
How old are you?
32
The edited survey from mary
not answering the dumb questions
Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
Be rejected
Have you kissed someone in the last 48 hours?
Yes
Are you someone who snores or a sleepwalker?
I used to snore
Would you ever parachute off a plane?
Yes
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Not yet
Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
No
What do you do when you spot a bug in your house?
Decide if they need to go. If so, scoop it outside.
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
Saturday
Do you have a desk in your room?
More like a counter work space
Have you ever broken a rib?
No
Who is the most spoiled person you know?
Me
Is your birthday on a holiday?
Sometimes it falls on Easter.
Do you want to hit something?
No thanks for asking though
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Since I got my machine I am happy everyday I wake up.
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Not today
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
Pauly Shore
Are you usually wide awake in the mornings?
Compared to this time last year I am awake much more
Are you wearing rings?
No - stupid fat fingers
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Red Powerade
Can you cross your eyes?
Yes
Is your family just a bundle of fun?
We put the fun in dysfunctional.
Would you tattoo someone's name on your body?
No - that is bad huju
Do you cry when you get stung by a bee?
No - complained quite a bit though
Are your fingernails painted black?
Not today
Are you currently doing laundry?
Nope
What color are your eyes?
Brown
How old do you look?
Apparently 35
How old is the first person on your top?
twenty eleven in 8 days
What woke you up this morning?
EmJay
What is your current mood?
Chill
What color shirt are you wearing?
Heather Gray
Are you wearing make-up?
No
What are you wearing?
Heather Gray polo with Oklahoma Aquarium logo, Black argyle socks, Black slacks with weird pin stripping, Black Sketchers with Gray trim, Marc Ecko watch
Where were you when you heard about the World Trade Towers?
I was at the loft on Main Street in Collinsville. I had gotten up a little before 9am to catch that days episode of Martha Stewart (no I am not kidding). September 11th is EmJay's birthday and we were dirt poor then. All she had asked as a gift for her birthday was to sleep in that day. I woke her up and told her that I thought we might be at war. They grounded all of the planes in the country for days. So strange to be outside and there was nothing in the air.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
I wanted to in Las Vegas in April but I held it in cause I thought that would make things worse. I was already fighting for air.
Last thing you bought?
Vitamins
How many windows are open on your computer?
Eight
Where do you keep your money?
I hide most in the accounts of other people: AEP, Suntrust Mortgage, AT&T, etc.
Has anyone ever told you they love you?
I have heard such things
Anything you're giving up on?
Trying to stop watching so much TV and need to start scaling back on sports drinks.
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
They are proof of a higher being.
What do you currently hear right now?
The various sounds of the office
What was the reason you got grounded for last?
Coming home after 3 hours when I only left for a loaf of bread.
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
I do. More than I would like.
How long does it take you to shower?
Around 10 minutes
What was last thing you drank?
red Powerade
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
To be at home with EmJay
You're trapped in a room for three days with your ex, what do you do?
This person doesn't exist.
You have to dye your hair a different color for the rest of your life, what color do you choose?
Comic book red
You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Nose
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
I would get the word balance or harmony in Cherokee on the right side of my chest.
Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
Yeah, I am not really very nice
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?
EmJay
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
I don't use an alarm clock. She does.
Favorite color?
Maroon
Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to?
Not too sure, too close to call
Do you see yourself in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yep
What are you looking forward to?
Vacation in October!
The Friday Five - Yes, I know it is Wednesday.
How many times a day do you...
Brush your teeth?
At least once
Shower?
At least once
Check your E-mail?
Too often to count
Check LJ/MySpace/Suicidegirls?
LJ weekly, MySpace 3 or 4 times a week - same with SG.
Eat?
2 to 5 times