1. Who has seen you in your underwear lately?
Wife, Rufus, and Oscar.
2. Is it awkward when you run into your exes?
None to run into. I was in a cult named Amy for about 10 years.
3. What are you looking forward to?
Paying off my big bill.
4. When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
No brothers. Talked to one on Friday the other around Christmas.
5. What did you do the last time you were home alone?
Watched Daily Show on DVR, took a nap, laundry. wo0t!
6. Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
this question is made of fail.
7. Have you ever watched the Real World?
Entire seasons.
8. How much cash do you have on you?
$9
9. Who are the third and seventh texts (in box) in your phone from?
not sure I am without charger and my phone went dead about 9:30am
10. Are you tanned?
not even close
11. Are you upset with anyone?
No.
12. Do you talk to the person you have a thing for?
Yep.
13. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes, but a car was on their foot so it was with good reason
14. Who's your number 5 friend on your top friends
Fractal Suicide
15. Did you get any compliments today?
Yes. I found out my boss asked for me to get a raise.
16. Have you ever gone to court?
Yes, so let that be a lesson to you kids: Always have your insurance verification in the car with you.
17. Are you friends with your neighbors?
I am aquainted with some more than others.
18. What's the last text message in your inbox say and whos it from?
See #9's answer
20. Have you ever punched a guy?
Only when deserved.
21. Do you get jealous easily?
no, I am more of the 'looky here' & 'she is going home with me' type.
22. Ever played spin the bottle?
nope I was saving myself throughout public school.
23. Toilet papered someone's house?
It was John's idea. I was gonna stay and watch the game.
24. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's or sister's friends?
no, too many issues there. damaged little things they were.
25. Have you ever gone to the beach?
twice
26. What are you listening to?
the time clock being punch repeatedly
27. Do you remember your music teacher's name from elementary school? not the first one that rocked no but the epic failure that they replaced her with was Ms. Cook. What a hag she was.
28. How good is your eyesight?
not as good as it once was
29. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
that is what biologist and volunteers are for.
31. Have you ever been out of your country?
not physically
32. Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting? or getting sent to the office for myspace threats?
Only if I lost. Myspace is too recent an occurance to be a source of trouble.
34. Do you have a Honda, Toyota or Nissan?
none of the above, yet.
36. What time did you wake up this morning?
when the wife told me to.
37. What are you doing saturday?
I hope to see a movie early on and later take a long walk and cook dinner for the wife.
39. What's in your back pocket?
wallet that says bad MoFo on it.
41. What were you doing at 3am this morning?
Snoring
42. What do you usually do first in the morning?
take a shower
43. Who is your favorite singer?
today-Mary J. Blige (thanks Amy)
44. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
made out of what
45. Slept in a different bed?
I can sleep just about anywhere.
48. Made out in a movie theater?
who hasn't?
50. Thought your cousin was hot?
Sure, they are awesome.
51. Been in love?
in it
52. Slept?
epic fail
53. Gone over the speed limit?
you're kidding right?
54. Painted your room?
someday
55. Drove a car?
this author is 12 aren't they
56. Danced in front of your mirror?
all the time.
57. Gotten a hickey?
gave a dickery dock.
58. Been to China?
dug a hole to there once.
59. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
it is cool. they had candy.
60. Been in a fist fight?
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
61. Snuck out of your house?
Dad flipped
62. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
only for 10 years
63. Had sexual relations at school?
define relations and does it have to be my school?
64. Made out with a stranger?
no stranger than most.
65. Ditched school to do something more fun?
rarely, I usually just went home.
Wife, Rufus, and Oscar.
2. Is it awkward when you run into your exes?
None to run into. I was in a cult named Amy for about 10 years.
3. What are you looking forward to?
Paying off my big bill.
4. When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
No brothers. Talked to one on Friday the other around Christmas.
5. What did you do the last time you were home alone?
Watched Daily Show on DVR, took a nap, laundry. wo0t!
6. Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
this question is made of fail.
7. Have you ever watched the Real World?
Entire seasons.
8. How much cash do you have on you?
$9
9. Who are the third and seventh texts (in box) in your phone from?
not sure I am without charger and my phone went dead about 9:30am
10. Are you tanned?
not even close
11. Are you upset with anyone?
No.
12. Do you talk to the person you have a thing for?
Yep.
13. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes, but a car was on their foot so it was with good reason
14. Who's your number 5 friend on your top friends
Fractal Suicide
15. Did you get any compliments today?
Yes. I found out my boss asked for me to get a raise.
16. Have you ever gone to court?
Yes, so let that be a lesson to you kids: Always have your insurance verification in the car with you.
17. Are you friends with your neighbors?
I am aquainted with some more than others.
18. What's the last text message in your inbox say and whos it from?
See #9's answer
20. Have you ever punched a guy?
Only when deserved.
21. Do you get jealous easily?
no, I am more of the 'looky here' & 'she is going home with me' type.
22. Ever played spin the bottle?
nope I was saving myself throughout public school.
23. Toilet papered someone's house?
It was John's idea. I was gonna stay and watch the game.
24. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's or sister's friends?
no, too many issues there. damaged little things they were.
25. Have you ever gone to the beach?
twice
26. What are you listening to?
the time clock being punch repeatedly
27. Do you remember your music teacher's name from elementary school? not the first one that rocked no but the epic failure that they replaced her with was Ms. Cook. What a hag she was.
28. How good is your eyesight?
not as good as it once was
29. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
that is what biologist and volunteers are for.
31. Have you ever been out of your country?
not physically
32. Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting? or getting sent to the office for myspace threats?
Only if I lost. Myspace is too recent an occurance to be a source of trouble.
34. Do you have a Honda, Toyota or Nissan?
none of the above, yet.
36. What time did you wake up this morning?
when the wife told me to.
37. What are you doing saturday?
I hope to see a movie early on and later take a long walk and cook dinner for the wife.
39. What's in your back pocket?
wallet that says bad MoFo on it.
41. What were you doing at 3am this morning?
Snoring
42. What do you usually do first in the morning?
take a shower
43. Who is your favorite singer?
today-Mary J. Blige (thanks Amy)
44. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
made out of what
45. Slept in a different bed?
I can sleep just about anywhere.
48. Made out in a movie theater?
who hasn't?
50. Thought your cousin was hot?
Sure, they are awesome.
51. Been in love?
in it
52. Slept?
epic fail
53. Gone over the speed limit?
you're kidding right?
54. Painted your room?
someday
55. Drove a car?
this author is 12 aren't they
56. Danced in front of your mirror?
all the time.
57. Gotten a hickey?
gave a dickery dock.
58. Been to China?
dug a hole to there once.
59. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
it is cool. they had candy.
60. Been in a fist fight?
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
61. Snuck out of your house?
Dad flipped
62. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
only for 10 years
63. Had sexual relations at school?
define relations and does it have to be my school?
64. Made out with a stranger?
no stranger than most.
65. Ditched school to do something more fun?
rarely, I usually just went home.