1. What phobia do you have?
I am freaked about the idea of my hands being damaged and hurt. I have actually gotten sick to my stomach even considering it.
2. How did your phobia come about?/Or how do you think it came about?
I really have no idea why or where it came from.
3. If you could replace your phobia with any other,...
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Dear boss and TV star,
You have been mentally and emotionally absent for around ten months. Now you have decided to play manager for less than a week before you leave for three weeks.

FUCK OFF! Signed, Everybody.

United

What are your overall views on marriage? My view on marriage is from the inside.
Are you married/I am/ is marriage something you want? Yeahclearly.
Do you like the symbolism of wedding rings? Yes, it may not be PC or enlightened, but it is like a whoa there to anybody eyeballing your spouse. Why or why not? Covered that.
What do you think is...
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1. Which song or musical artist always reminds you of a specific person you know?
Be Bop A Lula reminds me of Dad
2. Which song or artist is your guilty pleasure?
Which one do I choose? Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj, Rhianna, they all have some of my money. I have championed Rebecca Black too.
3. There was...
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The 30th song in your playlist:
Manhattan by Kings of Leon off of Only By The Night
A city that starts with C in your state:
Collinsville
Your boss' (or favorite teacher's) name:
Thomas
The second book on your bookshelf:
Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets
Your 7th Twitter friend:
@JulieChin

So, if my math is correct (and I went to Collinsville Public Schools so it very well may not be correct in the slightest) Monday would have been my parents 48 wedding anniversary. I had my own demons to slay that day and thus didn't even give it a thought until that evening. I consider this to be a bit of a victory. I have...
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Today I am just sideways. Pretty early in the day I was of the opinion of: "Fuck This". I somewhat successfully pulled off convincing the wife all was well. Granted, I only had to front for about an hour. All that hour she was otherwise engaged with her own start of the day's business. Not really sure why I am running afoul of the days...
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1.) What smell brings you a fond memory?
A mix of cut grass and dust makes me think of little league football. That time of year when most of the grass is dead and brown from lack of water and brutal heat. People still mow because they feel like they have to cut what little bit is still alive but mostly they are just kicking...
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# Most inspirational quote for you? When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. Abraham Lincoln
# Favorite inspirational film? Pump Up The Volume
# Who has inspired you, and why? Batman - The dedication and discipline of that guy goes to levels where you really just question his sanity.
# If you were...
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Words!

1. What word irks you everytime you hear someone say it?
Anyway. I have no doubt that at one time this word was used as verbal shorthand for "What was I saying" or "Back to the matter at hand". Now, I rarely ever hear "Anyway" used in a way that is not rude. It has become a verbal sneer. The speaker of said word...
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1. What is your favorite section of the newspaper?
The comics page. DUH
2. Sunday comics or weekday strips? Which comic is your favorite?
I am equally entertained. Calvin & Hobbes.
3. Do you read your daily horoscope? Do you believe in it?
Not really. Depends on my current level of hippie at that moment.
4. Does the paper become bird cage lining, do you...
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1. What was the happiest dream (aka the best one) dream you ever had?

I used to have this dream wherein I am looking out of a window of a house that does not exist. This nonexistent house sits in the pasture at my Moms place. The window I am looking out of has an unobstructed view of the front of my Moms house. It...
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