I think my "monthly friend" comes in the form of an evil demon that makes me want to hurt people i love. i get so angry i feel like punching walls and ripping peoples limbs off to watch the blood squirt out.... that cant be normal. i mean pms is no joke, but seriously... im starting to scare myself with the violent images swarming through my head during this time of the month. and its only getting worse. i need to do something physical... maybe ill invest in a punching bag. 
Maybe you should invest in some heavy duty horse tranks and stay conked out for this time of month. You could also invest in some restraint that'll lock under your bed so you can't reach any vital spots.
Hope you get to feeling better