thaddeusjd

I have two indoor cats. (Whats with all the cat stories? I dunno.) One is 19 years old and if she were a human, she would be diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder as she is a sociopath of the highest order. She is on a restricted diet, due to her age. And she gets awful angry at not getting her way. So when I refused to share my tuna salad with her, she stalked off. Later, she expressed her displeasure by taking a steamy dump in my slippers. Well, when I found it with my foot, it was no longer steamy. Rather cold, actually. It is events like this that make me wonder if I should change professions as I am unable to handle and control a single geriatric cat.