texappeal

so as it turns out.... i am a walking catastrophe... here's how it goes...

friday... i go to whole foods after work and buy all the makings for a lovely dinner at home that i was going to (and began to, but we'll get to that momentarily) prepare for a certain someone named... xtoongrlx.... so i get home, take a power nap and then change clothes, much to her surprise and i think enjoyment... i am ready with flowers in hand when she arrives and after hanging out for a bit, i made the executive decision to go make dinner... well as i am preparing her vegetarian delights, i decide to multitask and put away clean dishes and as i am doing above stated task the cabinet that i am putting the dishes in begins to lean forward from the wall and at final count (correct me if i am wrong)..i broke 4 mugs, 2 plates and a bowl with my head and a big glass blender decided to break my head.... so as i begin dripping blood everywhere xtoongrlx comes to the rescue and holds up the cabinet while we get the rest of the dishes out and i try to stop getting blood everywhere... xtoongrlx pulls the cabinet the rest of the way off of the wall and then helps me into the bathroom where we attempt to stop the bleeding that has now covered me pretty heavily in blood. once it is determined that the bleeding is not stopping and the wound is not closing...xtoongrlx made a better executive decision and made me go to the emergency room where we got harassed by a crack head who had taken some bad drugs and i got to walk away with a tetanus shot and 3 pretty new staples in my head, which has benched me from derby practice for another 10 days.... GRRRRRR! but other than that it was a lovely date and i want to thank xtoongrlx for taking such good care of me...