so far my day has sucked pretty hard. i mean real hard.
1) bruce never came over last night so i woke up to my dogs smelly breathe instead of his smelly breathe.
2) i've made a habit out of getting the tall boy of arizona raspberry tea before school and the 711 next to my house that ALWAYS has them in stock was out.
3) i ate apple slices for breakfast because they are so fucking good for you, and it get me a tummy ache.
4) >eek! my professor is a moron< in my american government class all i could do was stare at my professors tits and wonder why mine had to be so small. my professor went on and on about equality and justice and i wanted to punch her in her honky ass grill. shes a liar. america sucks ass.
she has one of the most annoying voices in the world. and i've only had her class 3 times so far this semester. sounds like i'm going to be in hell this fall.
5) i walk across the street to the other parking lot and almost get hit by a car. it seems nobody gives a fuck about pedestrians now a days.
6) i get home and try to be studious and start my homework, but the goddamn assignment is to read an article that no one in the class can find on the internet. THE PROFESSOR CAN'T FIND IT EITHER.
7) my lunch got half way eaten by my kitten.
8) i've felt very lethargic. all i have done all day is read Survivor and wish i had completed other things on my to do list.
so to combat this long list of shitty things in my day so far... umm.. here
1) my friend josh left a really cute picture on myspace of a squirrel. it definitely made me smile. but i think the one i found was cooler..
2) i only have 80 pages left in survivor, i'll probably finish it today. finishing a book always makes you feel like you've accomplished something.
3) the sun is still bright and its actually a really nice day outside despite the overwhelming heat.
4) the apocalypse didn't come today.
5) i think i'm shooting a set sometime soon. not sure yet though.
6) if i'm lucky my dad might send me some money so i can eat soon.
speaking of which. i need to get a sammich and go to class. cross your fingers for me. i'm hoping the day will progressively get better.
1) bruce never came over last night so i woke up to my dogs smelly breathe instead of his smelly breathe.
2) i've made a habit out of getting the tall boy of arizona raspberry tea before school and the 711 next to my house that ALWAYS has them in stock was out.
3) i ate apple slices for breakfast because they are so fucking good for you, and it get me a tummy ache.
4) >eek! my professor is a moron< in my american government class all i could do was stare at my professors tits and wonder why mine had to be so small. my professor went on and on about equality and justice and i wanted to punch her in her honky ass grill. shes a liar. america sucks ass.
she has one of the most annoying voices in the world. and i've only had her class 3 times so far this semester. sounds like i'm going to be in hell this fall.
5) i walk across the street to the other parking lot and almost get hit by a car. it seems nobody gives a fuck about pedestrians now a days.
6) i get home and try to be studious and start my homework, but the goddamn assignment is to read an article that no one in the class can find on the internet. THE PROFESSOR CAN'T FIND IT EITHER.
7) my lunch got half way eaten by my kitten.
8) i've felt very lethargic. all i have done all day is read Survivor and wish i had completed other things on my to do list.
so to combat this long list of shitty things in my day so far... umm.. here
1) my friend josh left a really cute picture on myspace of a squirrel. it definitely made me smile. but i think the one i found was cooler..
2) i only have 80 pages left in survivor, i'll probably finish it today. finishing a book always makes you feel like you've accomplished something.
3) the sun is still bright and its actually a really nice day outside despite the overwhelming heat.
4) the apocalypse didn't come today.
5) i think i'm shooting a set sometime soon. not sure yet though.
6) if i'm lucky my dad might send me some money so i can eat soon.
speaking of which. i need to get a sammich and go to class. cross your fingers for me. i'm hoping the day will progressively get better.
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yeah, i was just seriously impressed by the way human sexual life was looked at from a scientific perspective. We're rarely good at brutally objective self reflection. Also, favourite lists are, obviously, always influenced by when they are created. And I was making the profile and my thought process was along the lines of, 'um, ahh, favourite movies, fuck, i dunno, um, ahh, I saw kinsey last week, that was good, um, ah, yeah, ok..." (or something like that)