so the bank charges you a bunk overdraft fee and then while you are scrambling to take care of th unexpected (and BUNK) fee by getting an emergency check from your new boss, they charge you another fee. And so you call them to report the overall bunk deal and of course the guy on the phone says "no porblemo," in more bank-y terminology of course and tells you it will take three days to go through. Three days go by and you call the bank back and sure enough there is no record of your conversation with Johnny-on-the-spot and you are now stuck with Captian Grumpy the Contrarian and you eat sixty bucks because you just don't have the strength or time to play patty-cake around and around with this pompous ass.. God damn, sometimes I just love capitalism.
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