No song tonight... I'm too abuzz with exciting news!
But first, a momentary distraction. Have you ever had the experience of meeting someone for what you believe is the first time but have a gnawing suspicion s/he recognizes you from somewhere? This happened to me tonight. I have to take a class for the state so I can go to my next level of licensure, and part of the class is having a professor come to my classroom and watch me teach three classes. No big deal, but I met the professor tonight. When I did, he gave me this strange look, like he both recognized me and could place exactly where he knew me from, even though I know I have never seen him before in my life. The look wasnt a glance either: he continued the face throughout our meeting. Of course, this aroused a bit of paranoia in me, and I began a quick life check: have I ever been a stripper? no Have I ever posed naked and had my photos featured on the internet? hmmmm no, dont think so anyway. Does he moonlight as the clerk at the local sex toy shop? no, I would have recognized him.
It got me wondering if he was an anonymous SG member who had stumbled upon my journal at some point. What you see is pretty much what you get as far as my profile pic, except I dont straighten my hair anymore and actually do have a mouth. So, I guess I am here to state, if you are reading this and are the professor, just send me a hello and quell my paranoia. At least until I go off on one of my masturbation tangents the day before your classroom visit! 
drum roll More importantly!
please, lets have a moment of silence for the deeply departed:
funeral requiem plays
And let me be the first to introduce you to my second favorite whirring gadget in the apartment:
{yall already know what my first favorite is }
Yay! Yay! Yay! I finally have hot water! I feel like stripping naked, laying in my tub, and scalding my ass!
I will be sending off engraved announcements and cigars at a later date.
Now I have nothing to bitch about and will be my smarmy sickeningly optimistic self for a while, God help us all!
But first, a momentary distraction. Have you ever had the experience of meeting someone for what you believe is the first time but have a gnawing suspicion s/he recognizes you from somewhere? This happened to me tonight. I have to take a class for the state so I can go to my next level of licensure, and part of the class is having a professor come to my classroom and watch me teach three classes. No big deal, but I met the professor tonight. When I did, he gave me this strange look, like he both recognized me and could place exactly where he knew me from, even though I know I have never seen him before in my life. The look wasnt a glance either: he continued the face throughout our meeting. Of course, this aroused a bit of paranoia in me, and I began a quick life check: have I ever been a stripper? no Have I ever posed naked and had my photos featured on the internet? hmmmm no, dont think so anyway. Does he moonlight as the clerk at the local sex toy shop? no, I would have recognized him.
It got me wondering if he was an anonymous SG member who had stumbled upon my journal at some point. What you see is pretty much what you get as far as my profile pic, except I dont straighten my hair anymore and actually do have a mouth. So, I guess I am here to state, if you are reading this and are the professor, just send me a hello and quell my paranoia. At least until I go off on one of my masturbation tangents the day before your classroom visit!
drum roll More importantly!
please, lets have a moment of silence for the deeply departed:
funeral requiem plays
And let me be the first to introduce you to my second favorite whirring gadget in the apartment:
{yall already know what my first favorite is
}
Yay! Yay! Yay! I finally have hot water! I feel like stripping naked, laying in my tub, and scalding my ass!
I will be sending off engraved announcements and cigars at a later date.
Now I have nothing to bitch about and will be my smarmy sickeningly optimistic self for a while, God help us all!
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ps. hahaha it's now my unos
[Edited on Sep 23, 2005 12:22PM]