I want it, give it to me, I LOVE IT!
You better watch out what youre wishing for.
I will have my cake and I will eat it too, just like you!
-7 Year Bitch
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!
Now that my 15 minutes of fame are up, I wanted to share with you the very individualized and special prediction I have been privy to. Of course, its the same one everyone who was born on August 28th received, but DAMMIT ITS REALLY FOR ME! Hahahaha! Hell, its cheaper than a psychic reading and just as reliable.
So I guess I should pack up my bundle and hop a bus to Hollywood: my star-making debut is sure to happen! The Sallie-Mae minions will understand! nicklesanddimes, my twin, are you coming?
But seriously. An editing/writing job just sprang up at a local college and I am mulling over whether I should break from teaching for a while and go for it. I hate being stuck at a desk, and I would miss my kids terribly then again, it must be more job security than the financial nightmare city I am teaching for offers. Any thoughts? I dont plan to stay in the school system after this year, btw.
Alrighty then. I left the bar early tonight, right after the Swill Merchants set, so that I could get a decent nights sleep before work tomorrow. Unfortunately, I didnt eat any dinner and have some swirly head action from the vodka shots.
I will eat some er uh, microwave popcorn? to soak up the liquor before bed. Damn, the only thing that sucks about living alone is you never remember to go food shopping until the cabinents are desolate. 
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
-Rolling Stones, Mothers Little Helper
nah, not really, Mick. Its only a drag when you attend a Rolling Stones concert only to plummet from the balcony and break an assortment of bones, ala the poor fan at your opening concert at Fenway last week.
You better watch out what youre wishing for.
I will have my cake and I will eat it too, just like you!
-7 Year Bitch
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!
Now that my 15 minutes of fame are up, I wanted to share with you the very individualized and special prediction I have been privy to. Of course, its the same one everyone who was born on August 28th received, but DAMMIT ITS REALLY FOR ME! Hahahaha! Hell, its cheaper than a psychic reading and just as reliable.
So I guess I should pack up my bundle and hop a bus to Hollywood: my star-making debut is sure to happen! The Sallie-Mae minions will understand! nicklesanddimes, my twin, are you coming?
But seriously. An editing/writing job just sprang up at a local college and I am mulling over whether I should break from teaching for a while and go for it. I hate being stuck at a desk, and I would miss my kids terribly then again, it must be more job security than the financial nightmare city I am teaching for offers. Any thoughts? I dont plan to stay in the school system after this year, btw.
Alrighty then. I left the bar early tonight, right after the Swill Merchants set, so that I could get a decent nights sleep before work tomorrow. Unfortunately, I didnt eat any dinner and have some swirly head action from the vodka shots.
I will eat some er uh, microwave popcorn? to soak up the liquor before bed. Damn, the only thing that sucks about living alone is you never remember to go food shopping until the cabinents are desolate.
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
-Rolling Stones, Mothers Little Helper
nah, not really, Mick. Its only a drag when you attend a Rolling Stones concert only to plummet from the balcony and break an assortment of bones, ala the poor fan at your opening concert at Fenway last week.
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um...i be lated cause i was at rollercon....sorry..
Nah, Ill pass. Im too Mid-West for that West Coast bullshit.
But.
There are other places to become famous.