Okay, no more hair modification for a while. With my new (temporary) haircolor, I look like the lesbian mitosis love-child of Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm and Velma of the Scooby-Doo cartoons. Jinkees, Billy Zane! There's an assortment of body parts on your sinking ship! Thank God I'm able to laugh my ass off at myself when I pass a mirror
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And I feel your eight month paint.but then people tend to fall on other people when they arent looking (which sucksbecause I keep opening my eyes).