If I want to be
repeatedly
shit on,
I'll go make Dutch porn!
-Bloodhound Gang, "No Hard Feelings"
I could use this journal entry to tear apart the movie Transformers, but I will take the high road and discuss more pertinent issues, such as...
I feel as if I have sold another small trinket of my soul, but HOORAY! I strike first on the DEATH POOL!
A special thank you goes to escottie who suggested I place the former First Lady on my list!
1 down, 9 more to go.
I'm off to the rocky coast of Maine for some lobstah, sun, and ice cold ocean time!
Happy Birthday to jaytan, whose special day I will miss next week!
And a safe trip to Gamma, who is hitting the road for sunny Florida!
Oh, and a special shout out to EXCLAMATION POINT,
who I have way overused in this entry!!! 
repeatedly
shit on,
I'll go make Dutch porn!
-Bloodhound Gang, "No Hard Feelings"
I could use this journal entry to tear apart the movie Transformers, but I will take the high road and discuss more pertinent issues, such as...
I feel as if I have sold another small trinket of my soul, but HOORAY! I strike first on the DEATH POOL!
A special thank you goes to escottie who suggested I place the former First Lady on my list!
1 down, 9 more to go.
I'm off to the rocky coast of Maine for some lobstah, sun, and ice cold ocean time!
Happy Birthday to jaytan, whose special day I will miss next week!
And a safe trip to Gamma, who is hitting the road for sunny Florida!
Oh, and a special shout out to EXCLAMATION POINT,
who I have way overused in this entry!!! VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
3am:
Her death seems to be more than just a coincidence. It's also strange that you chose this time to take a "vacation." Hmmmmmm....... I'm keeping an eye on you, lady!
jaytan:
HOLY MCSHIT, BATMAN!!!! You had a better Special Day than I. Congratulations. . . .