Well, I'm back at school.
The good news is, I don't have any students this year who I suspect may stab, rob, or stalk me. The bad news is, this makes for an uneventful year to come. I did have one temper tantrum earlier this week in class; when I asked the boy to come into the hallway and speak with me, he began ranting...
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The good news is, I don't have any students this year who I suspect may stab, rob, or stalk me. The bad news is, this makes for an uneventful year to come. I did have one temper tantrum earlier this week in class; when I asked the boy to come into the hallway and speak with me, he began ranting...
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escottie:
Such a costume would be entirely impractical for crime-fighting and whatnot. Besides, most of us prefer Malin Ackerman topless or naked. Get with the program. 
I leave for a year and a half and reactivate my account only to find that my profile has been wiped out... <<sigh>> I will have to relearn how to navigate the site.
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jaytan:
Happy Birthday, TK!
escottie:
You have five friends. Loser. 
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"
-Jack Black, Orange County
Well I finally shlepped my lazy, whiney ass back to SG. Nothing new, except I hate my teaching job, I quit the sex toy sales business, and I took my nose piercing out (it was making me sneeze: I finally made the connection!). Of course, my sister gave me a...
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-Jack Black, Orange County
Well I finally shlepped my lazy, whiney ass back to SG. Nothing new, except I hate my teaching job, I quit the sex toy sales business, and I took my nose piercing out (it was making me sneeze: I finally made the connection!). Of course, my sister gave me a...
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3am:
I finally read the original "Ugly Duckling" story. It truly is a beautiful tale. Time for the "Velveteen Rabbit." And they say us Americans never read.
bonfirecollapse:
Hey......You're back. Cool. 
LOUISE: Whatcha gonna do-- just stay drunk all day?
THELMA: (tips her nip of Wild Turkey) 'Try to!
Well I just attended a Jafra manicure party; I don't paint my nails, and I keep them clipped really short, but I chew my cuticles when I am stressed, so I chose to paint my nails... a charcoal grey-black. I'm feeling uber-goth-cool now.
'Just wanted to stop...
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THELMA: (tips her nip of Wild Turkey) 'Try to!
Well I just attended a Jafra manicure party; I don't paint my nails, and I keep them clipped really short, but I chew my cuticles when I am stressed, so I chose to paint my nails... a charcoal grey-black. I'm feeling uber-goth-cool now.
'Just wanted to stop...
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bonfirecollapse:
I toook that quiz and only scored a 49. For some reason I thought that I would be more annoying than that.
lioness4:
i miss the 80's, too
youth really is so wasted on the young
youth really is so wasted on the young
Woman so weary, the sweet cause in vain
You make love, you break love
Its all the same
When it's, when it's over, mama
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess -Jimi Hendrix
So I have decided I am having some sort of emotional breakdown. I almost up and quit my teaching job yesterday (well, the...
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You make love, you break love
Its all the same
When it's, when it's over, mama
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess -Jimi Hendrix
So I have decided I am having some sort of emotional breakdown. I almost up and quit my teaching job yesterday (well, the...
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allegro:
You lady, are way too awesome. I promise you'll be the first potential tester I'll contact.
As per your yuckiness: yes, I know too. It sounds like you've had good reason for any antisocial behavior though. With any luck, you won't have to really work to fix it.
All you can do is do what you can.
*hugs*
As per your yuckiness: yes, I know too. It sounds like you've had good reason for any antisocial behavior though. With any luck, you won't have to really work to fix it.
All you can do is do what you can.
*hugs*
missvavoom:
sugar cookies are pretty amazing
"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?!"
-Jack Black, Orange County
In college, I had this neat t-shirt that featured a list of all the animals in danger of extinction. I was a vegetarian at the time, and thus a "friend" of the furry creatures. Well, I came across this article on Fark, and apparently I am a "friend" to the...
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-Jack Black, Orange County
In college, I had this neat t-shirt that featured a list of all the animals in danger of extinction. I was a vegetarian at the time, and thus a "friend" of the furry creatures. Well, I came across this article on Fark, and apparently I am a "friend" to the...
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allegro:
Happy belated!
And you're the absolute best.
I'd love to see this catalog of yours!
And you're the absolute best.
I'd love to see this catalog of yours!
jaytan:
For the record, THAT IS THE UGLIEST DILDO COZY I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!
If I want to be
repeatedly
shit on,
I'll go make Dutch porn!
-Bloodhound Gang, "No Hard Feelings"
I could use this journal entry to tear apart the movie Transformers, but I will take the high road and discuss more pertinent issues, such as...
I feel as if I have sold another small trinket of my soul, but HOORAY! I strike first on the DEATH...
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repeatedly
shit on,
I'll go make Dutch porn!
-Bloodhound Gang, "No Hard Feelings"
I could use this journal entry to tear apart the movie Transformers, but I will take the high road and discuss more pertinent issues, such as...
I feel as if I have sold another small trinket of my soul, but HOORAY! I strike first on the DEATH...
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3am:
Her death seems to be more than just a coincidence. It's also strange that you chose this time to take a "vacation." Hmmmmmm....... I'm keeping an eye on you, lady!
jaytan:
HOLY MCSHIT, BATMAN!!!! You had a better Special Day than I. Congratulations. . . .
Play that song again, another couple Klonopin, a nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow.
Oh such grace, oh such beauty, and lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice.
I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were, I would, a list of standard-issue regrets.
One last 80 proof, slouching in the corner booth:
Baby, it's as good as it gets.
-OKGO, "A Million Ways"...
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Oh such grace, oh such beauty, and lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice.
I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were, I would, a list of standard-issue regrets.
One last 80 proof, slouching in the corner booth:
Baby, it's as good as it gets.
-OKGO, "A Million Ways"...
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jaytan:
I look at your profile picture and I think "God, I'd love to wrestle her "
Much obliged on the compliment and condolences. Indeed, the Benoit thing is difficult for a lot of people, both fans and friends, to comprehend. I'm touched that you thought of me. Cuz yeah, it was like losing a member of the family. Granted, one that was like that far removed cousin who you knew didn't know you, but one that you wanted to know. The fine line between real bonds and unique celebrity worship, I admit.
Here's to us summer birthday babies.
"
Much obliged on the compliment and condolences. Indeed, the Benoit thing is difficult for a lot of people, both fans and friends, to comprehend. I'm touched that you thought of me. Cuz yeah, it was like losing a member of the family. Granted, one that was like that far removed cousin who you knew didn't know you, but one that you wanted to know. The fine line between real bonds and unique celebrity worship, I admit.
Here's to us summer birthday babies.
bonfirecollapse:
Congratulations on winning the first round in our celebrity death pool. I owe you a night out drinking.
For now I give you a picture of a capybara
For now I give you a picture of a capybara
I wanna bet your pussy ain't as pretty as mine
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
-Lords of Acid, "Pussy"
Can anyone tell me what the hell is the source of that stupid game we all played as kids: you know,...
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I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean
-Lords of Acid, "Pussy"
Can anyone tell me what the hell is the source of that stupid game we all played as kids: you know,...
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paolodesade:
I have no clue what that is all about. We just played Doctor and stuff like that. 
valium:
aww dear thank you 
I'm so happy dancing while the grim reaper cuts, cuts, cuts
But he can't get me, I'm as clever as can be
So celebrate while you still can
'Cause any second it may end
And when it's all been said and done...
Better that you had some fun
Instead of hiding in a shell-Why make your life a living hell?
So have a toast, and...
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But he can't get me, I'm as clever as can be
So celebrate while you still can
'Cause any second it may end
And when it's all been said and done...
Better that you had some fun
Instead of hiding in a shell-Why make your life a living hell?
So have a toast, and...
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3am:
Ed McMahon! He makes me so angry! 
He needs to be on everyone's list. That way, he might get the hint.
He needs to be on everyone's list. That way, he might get the hint.
bonfirecollapse:
i'm picking nancy reagan.