terdfergison

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life is the funniest. when you find out about "secrets" thaat friends and family have kept from you for whatever reasons.makes me wish i cared anymore. well, maybe i do care. i care enough to laugh at all the problems we have. but i laugh more at the way it affects people than at the problems themselves. a few years ago this would have...
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gaze upon the cleansliness of my room and know fear. hahahahahahaha. damn i feel strange today. now to pull up tree roots and shit so i can turn over dirt. wheeee. i want to rock out the fucking hardest.

johnny cash is my true god, or my msn name isn't i lick the booty hole. i just watched his story on the CMT channel and i nearly cried when they showed parts of the video for his version of hurt. and i never cry. that's how hot he is. i am going to write a song about him and sing it every time his...
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CLASSIC RIC FLAIR. over the top in the corner. run over to the other side. jump off the top with the big chop. hard-fucking-core. that's the Learjet flyin', limousine ridin', kiss stealin', wheelin'- dealin' son of a gun. WHOOOOOOOOO!

now that i have purchased my cast for future movies, i will record bios for them and everything. i'm giddy with excitement at the thought of making these horrible movies with toys and whatnot. and since CATPIKE will be doing the score, this can only be greater than anything. i can't stop rambling so i need to go. go look at boobies. luckily, there's this...
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fuck yeah. CATPIKE videos on board and ready to go. all will suffer as ben and i kill everything. DOOM. all will burn. and who knows what will happen next. AAARRRGGGHHHHH!

i will now begin to make movies with my new digital camera. my first will be with my old G.I. Joes and the script will be the word fuck. there's been talk of a website and stuff but if i know one thing it's those mathias boys. never count on a word they say. poop on them.

dammit, i love wrestling. it's what i've wanted to do for a long time. even now, when sometimes the shows on tv piss me off with their complete crap story liens and whatnot, i still get excited when i think about working the ring. in a perfect world, i'd get to be an asshole in the ring. getting showered with boos and stuff thrown at...
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damn, i'm an attractive man in that picture. and if anyone is wondering, i'm attempting to "beat off" the mic into my own mouth. that's the glory and wonder of a CATPIKE show. ben being dark and me acting like an asshole. all i need now for a show is a ladder and some tables to dive through. oh yeah, the ability to play our...
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ROWDY RODDY PIPER IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER. well, almost. i remember when he painted half of himself black and wrestled bad news brown. so awesome. but like ric flair, he's best when he's a bad guy. or heel, for those who are into wrestling terms. he's especially great when he's completely drunk. wheeeeeee.