terdfergison

CATPIKE is so fucking awesome that we make the heads of small children explode. i once saw CATPIKE totally uppercut this guy's balls, just because he said hello. CATPIKE doesn't fuck around. we'll fight any band we think we can beat. hell, we'll fight anyONE we think we can beat. including animals and small children. CATPIKE doesn't care. i once paid a goat to blow me, because i'm in CATPIKE. ben once shit on a ham sammich and ate it, all because someone asked us a question. CATPIKE is a demon lord/master and a DOS operating system. we rule!!