terdfergison

so the battle of the bands came and went. and CATPIKE put on the best showing we could, given the circumstances. not that i'm complaining about not winning are anything. nor am i trying to make excuses. nothing really worked for us from the start of the battle so we did what we do best, flip out and mock everyone. my favorite part was saying, "awww, we're not punk." because most, 6 in fact, of the bands were punk ripoffs that had nothing original or interesting. i also liked pointing out a little kid while singing, "CATPIKE, eats kids." i had a blast despite any of our problems and the crowd really got into us. which almost sickens me. so now thw question is, where does CATPIKE go now? and the answer is, WHERE EVER THE FUCK WE WANT CAUSE WE'RE FUCKING CATPIKE AND WILL ROCK YOUR FACE OFF, GOD DAMMIT. and thats where i yell, "CATPIKE has monster hogs." you know what i mean. wheeeeeeeee.

i almost forgot. i got to completely school this 17 year old puke. not only was he not prepared for my, "fist her ass" remark, but he got scared when i played basketball my way.(no rules, no holds barred, where i knocked ben on his ass) and then told him i got my asshole licked in thailand by a thai whore. he said i bothered him and i couldn't care less. fucking kids. thats why we have a song called, "just because you're seventeen doesn't mean you can't still be aborted."