Monday Apr 17, 2006

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I can give birth. Anyone that says differently is wrong, because there is no difference between men and women. So, somebody go and get me pregnant.
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zombieshark:
fuckin a.
zombieshark:
muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Friday Mar 24, 2006

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So CATPIKE rocked spring break like it was a two dollar whore. We rocked it hard. That concert was awesome. Thumbtacks were in my head. Ben got to feel the magic of thumbtacks as well. Awesome, awesome awesome.
zombieshark:
stick it, pal. we both thought the other one meant something other than what was said. but, it's done anyway.

regret my dick, whore. cock!

you watch the tape yet?
zombieshark:
goddamn you. I WROTE NONE OF IT!!
dude.. don't.

.....ahahaha. no, seriously.
you're ruining my street cred.
come on, dawg. d, don' be hatin'.

that said, he sure is a royal douchebag.
and, you're a royal crowned prick.

Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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CATPIKE rocks so hard that I died yesterday. Man we rock. Pure waves of heavy metal roll of our sweaty bodies and blast people right out of their pants. In fact, I went to some lame tattoo guy to ask about prices and he freaked out at me because CATPIKE rocks too hard. So fuck that asshole, I don't give two shits about his "art"....
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zombieshark:
well ain't that the bees ballbag cyst.

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zombieshark:
lands shall be ruthlessly pissed upon,
all manner of rotting carcasses desicated.

in our name.

CATPIKE. fucks you.

Wednesday Aug 24, 2005

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Well boobies, I'm back. yaaaay. CATPIKE is fucking awesome. And don't you fuckin deny it. Or I'll eat you and shit you out and eat you again. I have a centurion helmet. that makes me 5 times better than god.
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eponine:
you peed in your own butt? ben keeps asking me to pee in his, but i'm like, ben, no way.
zombieshark:
holy shit. you should've seen these motherfuckers at wal-mart tonight. cracker-ass wannabe g's. "chillin'" in the parking lot.
one started creeping his way towards me as i was getting in my car. like i wouldn't notice. probably wanted to start some shit. i just wanted my goddamn toothpaste. i honestly contemplated running them all down with my car. seriously. as seriously as homestar. you should have been here. we should have killed them.

Monday Sep 15, 2003

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bye bye pretty boobies. i'll miss you. you were such nice boobies. so pretty and firm and "NUT" oops. i'll also miss awesome wordy's from awesome people completely unbiased and not opinionated with viable ideas that don't scream at anyone else for not agreeing with them.......




one of those is sarcastic, can you figure out which one. i'll give you a hint, i'm not talking...
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monet:
where are you going?

And yeah this guy I dated who's in the Army, he totally loves the Hedwig movie. He says the same as you, he thinks it's funny to watch guys squirm when they watch the movie. biggrin
eponine:
what're you still doing here?
*glares*

Friday Sep 12, 2003

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R.I.P Johnny Cash.
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monet:
not only are oyu in WI, but you also like hedwig! You're awesome!!!!
zombieshark:
when are you coming back? catpike is needing action.

Wednesday Sep 03, 2003

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CATPIKE is so fucking awesome that we make the heads of small children explode. i once saw CATPIKE totally uppercut this guy's balls, just because he said hello. CATPIKE doesn't fuck around. we'll fight any band we think we can beat. hell, we'll fight anyONE we think we can beat. including animals and small children. CATPIKE doesn't care. i once paid a goat to blow...
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zombieshark:
hahahahahaha AWESOME, it's fucking perfect.
you need to get back here, asap.
zombieshark:
yarrr, killer yo. i was in erie, PA today.. you know, where that pizza boy got his fuckin shit wrecked wit a bomb.

..me and geoff, 2 pizza boys... hahaha.

Sunday Aug 10, 2003

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no more raccoon. but at least CATPIKE is the best thing going today. and you can take that to the bank.
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zombieshark:
i did something that i was going to tell you about, probably something catpikey.. but i forgot what it is.
zombieshark:
RAWK ON! (like slugs mckenzie)

oh yeah.. i remember, the new catpike logo of foreboding doom.

you know the mythical snake eating itself image thing? ...well, it's a cat and a northern pike eating each other, surrounding a planet of blood and gore. WOOOT!

Sunday Jul 06, 2003

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so the battle of the bands came and went. and CATPIKE put on the best showing we could, given the circumstances. not that i'm complaining about not winning are anything. nor am i trying to make excuses. nothing really worked for us from the start of the battle so we did what we do best, flip out and mock everyone. my favorite part was saying,...
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zombieshark:
we are the gods of hate.
zombieshark:
santa claus vaporized.

Tuesday Jun 24, 2003

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPUKE!!!!
CATPIKE is in the battle of the bands on july 4th. what in the blue fuck is that all about. something bad is going to happen. something horrible that will cause death and destruction to everyone. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
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hel:
raccoons are mean

:hel:
zombieshark:
you're goddamn right.
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