johnny cash is my true god, or my msn name isn't i lick the booty hole. i just watched his story on the CMT channel and i nearly cried when they showed parts of the video for his version of hurt. and i never cry. that's how hot he is. i am going to write a song about him and sing it every time his...
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CLASSIC RIC FLAIR. over the top in the corner. run over to the other side. jump off the top with the big chop. hard-fucking-core. that's the Learjet flyin', limousine ridin', kiss stealin', wheelin'- dealin' son of a gun. WHOOOOOOOOO!
zombieshark:
you should get your internet hooked back up since im paying for you to not be on here.. ingrate. bwahahaha.
happy birthday douchebag! screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
happy birthday douchebag! screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
zombieshark:
you fucking asshole.
now that i have purchased my cast for future movies, i will record bios for them and everything. i'm giddy with excitement at the thought of making these horrible movies with toys and whatnot. and since CATPIKE will be doing the score, this can only be greater than anything. i can't stop rambling so i need to go. go look at boobies. luckily, there's this...
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fuck yeah. CATPIKE videos on board and ready to go. all will suffer as ben and i kill everything. DOOM. all will burn. and who knows what will happen next. AAARRRGGGHHHHH!
zombieshark:
where were you on that one dipshit?
i need those files fool, i gotsta get paid.
or edit them, whatever.
i need those files fool, i gotsta get paid.
or edit them, whatever.
i will now begin to make movies with my new digital camera. my first will be with my old G.I. Joes and the script will be the word fuck. there's been talk of a website and stuff but if i know one thing it's those mathias boys. never count on a word they say. poop on them.
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zombieshark:
ok.
yes we should.
hi.
hi.
hi.
yes we should.
hi.
hi.
hi.
zombieshark:
happy birthday kiddo.
dammit, i love wrestling. it's what i've wanted to do for a long time. even now, when sometimes the shows on tv piss me off with their complete crap story liens and whatnot, i still get excited when i think about working the ring. in a perfect world, i'd get to be an asshole in the ring. getting showered with boos and stuff thrown at...
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terdfergison:
what other friends do you have?
zombieshark:
haha i really offended you didnt i?
damn, i'm an attractive man in that picture. and if anyone is wondering, i'm attempting to "beat off" the mic into my own mouth. that's the glory and wonder of a CATPIKE show. ben being dark and me acting like an asshole. all i need now for a show is a ladder and some tables to dive through. oh yeah, the ability to play our...
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zombieshark:
i wrote a song about the pulsar, check it out.
zombieshark:
friend posts are purple now.
dag yo.. 800? we should go tonight and spear them with rocks.
dag yo.. 800? we should go tonight and spear them with rocks.
ROWDY RODDY PIPER IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER. well, almost. i remember when he painted half of himself black and wrestled bad news brown. so awesome. but like ric flair, he's best when he's a bad guy. or heel, for those who are into wrestling terms. he's especially great when he's completely drunk. wheeeeeee.
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tadzi:
fuck yeah dude! i always loved piper because he never had any wrestling style. he just kicked, poked in the eyes, and kicked people in the nuts. i learned how to fight watching piper. well that and the three stooges
zombieshark:
whoa... we sucked it up tonight, seriously dude.. as black bart was so prone to saying.. like, whoa.
nothing beats watching some chick pissing in public behind a car. and even better than that is when she puts on a show afterwards. now if only i can find that damn chipmunk!!!!
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zombieshark:
i wasn't kidding, god hates me.
zombieshark:
dude.. last night liz and tammy had CATPIKE cranked trying to get them to stop... while me and geoff weren't even here, how hot is that? also.. im purchasing the pulsar, i have to replace the radiator and shit on it but then it's all aces, still wanna kick in for it? i already bought or have most of the shit ordered and i'm fixing it friday in time for us to go to madtown to see muthafuckin Sworn Enemy!
so apparently, CATPIKE is the lord on high almighty king of all they survey. maim, death, and slaughter. i think this says it best:
our fans are legion
our name is legend
our talents endless
our faces...but we're a good size!
and now we can start putting shit on cd, after recording it on a crappy karaoke machine bought at wallmart. and we have no...
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our fans are legion
our name is legend
our talents endless
our faces...but we're a good size!
and now we can start putting shit on cd, after recording it on a crappy karaoke machine bought at wallmart. and we have no...
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zombieshark:
and i bet you didnt think to pick me up a real copy of it like i had wanted.... YOU SON OF A BITCH! you suck, i'm jealous now.
zombieshark:
we need to write a song entitled Knife-Gun, or just do an entire album about it.
bah!!!
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zombieshark:
way to forget to switch accounts and then post with mine.
ass.
ass.
zombieshark:
dude.. i did it.. i really fuckin did it this time.........
IT RECORDED.
now all i have to do is chop it up into useable bits and then we will be masters of the underground.
IT RECORDED.
now all i have to do is chop it up into useable bits and then we will be masters of the underground.
wrestlemania 19 was great. there were some awesome matches on the card. hogan and mcmahon was a bloody slugfest. stone cold steve austin and the rock had another classic match. but seeing brock lesner and kurt angle go at it was crazy. especially when brock tried a shooting star press and landed completely on his head. i could've sworn he died. but he finished the...
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zombieshark:
you should've broken jerry in half dude, seriously.
that would be gweat.
that would be gweat.
how can we rock if you're crying so hard?
tonight may be a night for rockin my friend.