Recent memories:
Moving into Party House Party House with 2 bandmates and the daughter of the lady who owns the house.
Gluing my hands together with industrial adhesive.
Waking up face down in a pool of my own vomit, the credibility of dying in the second most time-honoured rock star fashion only denied me by the apparent above-average vomit-absorbency of thick shag carpeting.
Spending three weeks destroying and re-creating my new bedroom.
Giving myself moderate sciatic nerve damage when some onstage antics went wrong during the Vinyl Stickons reformation gig. I havent been able to walk properly in almost two weeks, and had to be carried home from the venue. The gig was amazing, of course.
Becoming the problem in a love triangle.
Remembering and learning how to be single.
Celebrating the early arrival of The October Countrys debut album, which well officially release in a week or so.
Experiencing The Chug for the first time a crude home-made drinking aid, constructed with a funnel and hose. The sort of thing I think frat boys are probably more familiar with. The Chug has now become a part of daily life.
Going from a 2-pint drinking lightweight to a case-a-day budding alcoholic in just over 10 days.
Almost getting sacked from my job 3 times in a week. Im on my last chance now.
Conceding to the modern age and finally getting a mobile phone, which has significantly impacted my social life for the better.
Joining Licking Chocolate Jesus.
Buying a cactus.
Deciding to give myself and my life a time-limited ultimatum. 2 years, 3 months and 12 days to go.
Moving into Party House Party House with 2 bandmates and the daughter of the lady who owns the house.
Gluing my hands together with industrial adhesive.
Waking up face down in a pool of my own vomit, the credibility of dying in the second most time-honoured rock star fashion only denied me by the apparent above-average vomit-absorbency of thick shag carpeting.
Spending three weeks destroying and re-creating my new bedroom.
Giving myself moderate sciatic nerve damage when some onstage antics went wrong during the Vinyl Stickons reformation gig. I havent been able to walk properly in almost two weeks, and had to be carried home from the venue. The gig was amazing, of course.
Becoming the problem in a love triangle.
Remembering and learning how to be single.
Celebrating the early arrival of The October Countrys debut album, which well officially release in a week or so.
Experiencing The Chug for the first time a crude home-made drinking aid, constructed with a funnel and hose. The sort of thing I think frat boys are probably more familiar with. The Chug has now become a part of daily life.
Going from a 2-pint drinking lightweight to a case-a-day budding alcoholic in just over 10 days.
Almost getting sacked from my job 3 times in a week. Im on my last chance now.
Conceding to the modern age and finally getting a mobile phone, which has significantly impacted my social life for the better.
Joining Licking Chocolate Jesus.
Buying a cactus.
Deciding to give myself and my life a time-limited ultimatum. 2 years, 3 months and 12 days to go.
cherry:
What the F does Sunflower mean?
ems:
Licking Chocolate Jesus rock. I love 'em.