I feel like I've been drinking since .Friday. Hmmm, I guess that's 'cause I have. I'm not proud of it, it's just that it's my friend's birthday week...so you know.
Friday: We went to Fat Tuesday's on Mill to end up seeing the funniest shit ever. There was this 35ish dude dancing all technoy with choreographed moves and everything. I couldn't stop rolling! Then we go to Dos Gringos in Tempe...yes it's all collegey and shit, but a great place for eye candy! A girl gets a bottle of beer dropped on her head from the balcony. Awesome! She's all drunk and surly, ready to fight. It was an accident, get over it!
Work at 8AM on Saturday...sucky.
Saturday: We get a suite at the Buttes (a resort in Tempe) and start off at the bar there (Tequila on the Rocks). Live band. Kick ass.....took requests and all! Then off to Devil's Martini for dancing. Super crowded as per usual. At least I got to look up a girl's skirt who was dancing on the platform. As soon as she figured out what I was doing she started rubbing her ass on the back of my head....not bad. Soon after that I was on the platform....etc. Somehow I became very intoxicated. Totally snuck up on me. Went to Suede for the last hour. My friend had to hold me up the whole time. I don't even know how it got that far. Fell asleep at Denny's after fries at like 2AM.
Sunday: Wake up at 11 and go to the pool...look at my sunburn!
Went home, took the dogs to the dog park and then had a baby shower at my house. They leave by 9:30, I'm out the door by 10:30. Why do I need to go out again? I don't know. We did have a good conversation about each other's ass-ets. We told each other our 2 best assets so that we would know to stick them out whenever possible. They said one is my boobs (yay!) which you already saw and #2 is these:
dimples that is!
What rad friends!
And now:
Time for bed....
Friday: We went to Fat Tuesday's on Mill to end up seeing the funniest shit ever. There was this 35ish dude dancing all technoy with choreographed moves and everything. I couldn't stop rolling! Then we go to Dos Gringos in Tempe...yes it's all collegey and shit, but a great place for eye candy! A girl gets a bottle of beer dropped on her head from the balcony. Awesome! She's all drunk and surly, ready to fight. It was an accident, get over it!
Work at 8AM on Saturday...sucky.
Saturday: We get a suite at the Buttes (a resort in Tempe) and start off at the bar there (Tequila on the Rocks). Live band. Kick ass.....took requests and all! Then off to Devil's Martini for dancing. Super crowded as per usual. At least I got to look up a girl's skirt who was dancing on the platform. As soon as she figured out what I was doing she started rubbing her ass on the back of my head....not bad. Soon after that I was on the platform....etc. Somehow I became very intoxicated. Totally snuck up on me. Went to Suede for the last hour. My friend had to hold me up the whole time. I don't even know how it got that far. Fell asleep at Denny's after fries at like 2AM.
Sunday: Wake up at 11 and go to the pool...look at my sunburn!
Went home, took the dogs to the dog park and then had a baby shower at my house. They leave by 9:30, I'm out the door by 10:30. Why do I need to go out again? I don't know. We did have a good conversation about each other's ass-ets. We told each other our 2 best assets so that we would know to stick them out whenever possible. They said one is my boobs (yay!) which you already saw and #2 is these:
dimples that is!
What rad friends!
And now:
Time for bed....
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look at those hot boobers!!!!!!!!!