tennille

So today at the salon this Olympig gymnastics fucking busy bus dropped off a whole crew of munchkins...like Carrie Struthers or whatever and her cronies. Some of them had 'tude at the front desk. I just don't get it. I'm I supposed to go up to them and be like, "Hi, you tumble and you're short and stuff! Cool!" Your moment was like in '92! Confirmed! Milk it sure, but honestly. They were all wearing their Olympic jackets too! I'm 5'8" (today 5'11" in heels) and would normally want to pick up anyone who is 4'8" and hug 'em so hard their eyes pop out, but I had no urge. You couldn't even see them on the other side of the desk. Sorry shorties! When are Vince Vaughn and Christian Bale gonna come in? I'll give 'em a head massage.....