There's a certain point where i have to ask... why didn't i get accepted into the CIA? 
I got arrested for a DUI after having one drink. The culprit? A very tight corset. My (very expensive) attorney said at the very worst they will give me a wet reckless, but that it should be reduced to an infraction due to a multitude of reasons. The biggest being that I passed all the sobriety tests and the only reason i was pulled over to begin with is the sobriety check point I drove through (a block from my house). I squeezed out of my handcuffs in the car, but I decided it would probably be a good idea to put them back on as the officer might not take too kindly to my "joke". Ugh.
I got arrested for a DUI after having one drink. The culprit? A very tight corset. My (very expensive) attorney said at the very worst they will give me a wet reckless, but that it should be reduced to an infraction due to a multitude of reasons. The biggest being that I passed all the sobriety tests and the only reason i was pulled over to begin with is the sobriety check point I drove through (a block from my house). I squeezed out of my handcuffs in the car, but I decided it would probably be a good idea to put them back on as the officer might not take too kindly to my "joke". Ugh.
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I've dated far too many women who's wrists were too small to be held by cuffs. Of course, unlike a police officer, I get to spank them if they misbehave like that.
[Edited on Mar 14, 2004 8:33PM]
Say hi every month or so, ok?