would you say you love anyone so much you would kill for them?: Yes absolutely, and no it's not you america
how many times do you think about death in an average day?: like 89, i have anxiety issues about it
have you shoplifted within the last 2 months?: yes but by accident and i was only the accomplice
could you, at this very moment, pass a drug test?: as long as they don't check for klonopin
have u, if your straight, imagined yourself with a friend of the same sex?: i don't have any guy friends
do you like to hear yourself talk?: i hate the sound of my voice
what three negative words would you say describe you best?: arrogant, bastard, unapologetic
have you ever cried for no reason, just for the sake of crying?: probably no
who is the most profound person you know? why them?: penny, because she can see the owl in anything
if you had the opportunity to be a model, would you take it?: as long as it was just my genitals
tell me a secret that you hope your parents never hear?: i like creampies
do you like to confess to strangers?: yes, i don't get that opportunity alot though
have you ever asked a partner to get rough with you sexually?: yes
fan of jim belushi?: no
what's your favorite t.v. show that has the name of city in the title?: family guy: nebraska co-ed edition
if you had been offered $500,000 to make a porn tape, would you take it?: uh yes
are you a fan of america's next top model?: not at all
name the last person you had a fantasy about.: oprah, but it wasn't sexual, it was causing her pain
what's your morning routine?: alarm goes off, i get up to turn it off, go back to sleep for 30 minutes, another alarm goes off. i get up, put on a new shirt, leave
who pays your bills?: no one
what's your favorite word?: cunt
where do you shave/wax?: perineum
what countries have you been to?: canada
is there a person that you continually lie to, for no particular reason?: my mom but with reason
do you have hair extensions?: i wish
were all laws repealed for 20 hours, what crimes would you commit?: murder, robbery, grand theft, assault, speeding, racing, lots of drugs, hookers, and definately stabbing
what is your best physical feature?: my eyes
when was the last time you felt that you needed to confront someone?: everyday at work, no lie
you had to choose someone to blink out of existance, who would you choose?: oprah, see above
why them?: they don't deserve what they have and continue daily to make women more stupid
what positive word best describes you?: arrogant
do you expect something back from your friends, for being their friend?: just head
who is your celebrity crush?: sandra lee
what's the dirtiest thing you've ever done it bed?: the anal was dirty but only because she didn't like the enema idea
what's the worst thing that's, medically, happened to you?: fluid in my ears
have you ever seen celebrity sex tape? which one?: the hilton one, the chyna one, parts of snoops, parts of the farrell one
do you believe in true, ever lasting love?: yes
what's your fetish?: clove smoking, crying eyes, smeared lipstick, leather,raw sex, sex on tape/photographed, exhibitionism, strangers, asphyxiation, play rape, etc
what way would you least like to die?: with a penis in any of my orifices
what do you find sexiest about the someone you intend to date?: brains
fan of cactai?: is anyone?
what is your religion?: i'm still working on getting it started, it involves worshipping me in special ways
in what ways are you pretentious(my favorite word)?: lots of ways, i don't feel like explaining
what would you change about yourself if you could change anything?: i'd be more in shape
who is the person you'd be most devastated about if they died?: i don't want to talk or think about that
miss piggy- fan or not?: she's hot, i'd hit that while eating bacon just to make it racy
what label might be applied to you?: a barcode would be helpful
what inspires you?: like mr. krabs, money
who is your hero?: see above answer
will you be posting this on your myspace or some other page?: i don't know
what is something, in your past, you regret that you wish never happened?: getting involved with a girl and her master
how many times do you think about death in an average day?: like 89, i have anxiety issues about it
have you shoplifted within the last 2 months?: yes but by accident and i was only the accomplice
could you, at this very moment, pass a drug test?: as long as they don't check for klonopin
have u, if your straight, imagined yourself with a friend of the same sex?: i don't have any guy friends
do you like to hear yourself talk?: i hate the sound of my voice
what three negative words would you say describe you best?: arrogant, bastard, unapologetic
have you ever cried for no reason, just for the sake of crying?: probably no
who is the most profound person you know? why them?: penny, because she can see the owl in anything
if you had the opportunity to be a model, would you take it?: as long as it was just my genitals
tell me a secret that you hope your parents never hear?: i like creampies
do you like to confess to strangers?: yes, i don't get that opportunity alot though
have you ever asked a partner to get rough with you sexually?: yes
fan of jim belushi?: no
what's your favorite t.v. show that has the name of city in the title?: family guy: nebraska co-ed edition
if you had been offered $500,000 to make a porn tape, would you take it?: uh yes
are you a fan of america's next top model?: not at all
name the last person you had a fantasy about.: oprah, but it wasn't sexual, it was causing her pain
what's your morning routine?: alarm goes off, i get up to turn it off, go back to sleep for 30 minutes, another alarm goes off. i get up, put on a new shirt, leave
who pays your bills?: no one
what's your favorite word?: cunt
where do you shave/wax?: perineum
what countries have you been to?: canada
is there a person that you continually lie to, for no particular reason?: my mom but with reason
do you have hair extensions?: i wish
were all laws repealed for 20 hours, what crimes would you commit?: murder, robbery, grand theft, assault, speeding, racing, lots of drugs, hookers, and definately stabbing
what is your best physical feature?: my eyes
when was the last time you felt that you needed to confront someone?: everyday at work, no lie
you had to choose someone to blink out of existance, who would you choose?: oprah, see above
why them?: they don't deserve what they have and continue daily to make women more stupid
what positive word best describes you?: arrogant
do you expect something back from your friends, for being their friend?: just head
who is your celebrity crush?: sandra lee
what's the dirtiest thing you've ever done it bed?: the anal was dirty but only because she didn't like the enema idea
what's the worst thing that's, medically, happened to you?: fluid in my ears
have you ever seen celebrity sex tape? which one?: the hilton one, the chyna one, parts of snoops, parts of the farrell one
do you believe in true, ever lasting love?: yes
what's your fetish?: clove smoking, crying eyes, smeared lipstick, leather,raw sex, sex on tape/photographed, exhibitionism, strangers, asphyxiation, play rape, etc
what way would you least like to die?: with a penis in any of my orifices
what do you find sexiest about the someone you intend to date?: brains
fan of cactai?: is anyone?
what is your religion?: i'm still working on getting it started, it involves worshipping me in special ways
in what ways are you pretentious(my favorite word)?: lots of ways, i don't feel like explaining
what would you change about yourself if you could change anything?: i'd be more in shape
who is the person you'd be most devastated about if they died?: i don't want to talk or think about that
miss piggy- fan or not?: she's hot, i'd hit that while eating bacon just to make it racy
what label might be applied to you?: a barcode would be helpful
what inspires you?: like mr. krabs, money
who is your hero?: see above answer
will you be posting this on your myspace or some other page?: i don't know
what is something, in your past, you regret that you wish never happened?: getting involved with a girl and her master