Three things that are currently amusing to me about being drunk;
First, Wow, I get pale when I've consumed a good amount of liquour.
Second, I really, REALLY want random sex. I'm normally not a whore... but right now, I am. But the sad thing is, I don't want sex for the typical orgasm that comes from having sex... I want sex for the post-coital cuddle and talk time that comes from... well... that's self explanatory. Post coital = after sex. I want something that is as emotionally and intellectually stimulating as "post-sex" conversation is.
Third, that whole 'thinking someone is more attractive than they actually are' thing works on *yourself* as much as it does *someone else*. Right now, I think I'm rather attractive. Yes, I realize that most people will patronize me and tell me that I'm normally decently attractive... but whatever. I am not physically attractive, to be honest. I am very spiritually and psychologically attractive... but that's about it. Well. as the almighty Meatloaf once said... well two out of three ain't bad.
Fourth, my face is numb and no one is responding to my text messages. I really want to talk right now.
First, Wow, I get pale when I've consumed a good amount of liquour.
Second, I really, REALLY want random sex. I'm normally not a whore... but right now, I am. But the sad thing is, I don't want sex for the typical orgasm that comes from having sex... I want sex for the post-coital cuddle and talk time that comes from... well... that's self explanatory. Post coital = after sex. I want something that is as emotionally and intellectually stimulating as "post-sex" conversation is.
Third, that whole 'thinking someone is more attractive than they actually are' thing works on *yourself* as much as it does *someone else*. Right now, I think I'm rather attractive. Yes, I realize that most people will patronize me and tell me that I'm normally decently attractive... but whatever. I am not physically attractive, to be honest. I am very spiritually and psychologically attractive... but that's about it. Well. as the almighty Meatloaf once said... well two out of three ain't bad.
Fourth, my face is numb and no one is responding to my text messages. I really want to talk right now.
I want the post-coital cuddle time too, I miss that like crazy
I don't feel physically attractive either, the kids killed my body and left it shattered.
Big kisses sweetheart, here, have some cyber cuddles ((((HUG))))
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
Spiritually and psychologically attractive is a bigger turn on than physically attractive any day!!