Just cuz it was something that is currently on my mind... I really dislike public washrooms. Or rather I should say communal washrooms, in which more than one person is generally in it at one time. Particularily in the workplace where you actually have a good chance of knowing the person in the stall next to yours. I don't really want to hear the noises associated with the toilet you know? And I don't really want anyone sitting next to me to have to hear mine. I won't even go into the lack of cleanliness in some public restrooms, which is another story all by itself, but for me I think that sitting on the toilet is an experience that really doesn't need to be shared. I know there are some people out there that will disagree with that statement, and hey if that's your thing. Standing at the urinal is not as bad, though some places (and people) need to do a re-think of their estimates of personal space. But on the whole, I just don't like the whole going to the can while other people are present thing.
That is all.
That is all.
Long story short, there's a moment of silence, a giant splash, followed by, "SON OF A BITCH."
My good friend now refers to this iconic moment as The Slam Dunk. The guy had launched his toilet-deposit so hard that the water splashed right onto his ass and produced the foul language.
Story cracks me up every time.
I'm so juvenile.