HELLO NEW JERSEY! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Whoa were half way there....
Hey guys how are you, my weekend, fucking Awesome.
Ive been home for a few hours now, but my internet was down and I had to catch up on things here. You stay away from the site for a few days and you have missed about 2000 sets, but yet still no Riley set. This weekend.
CHEST TATTOO
Ok I may not have been clear, I didnt get the whole thing finished I just had my wings done, not the whole thing. So now that thats out of way, holy shit does my chest look hot. Or at least hotter then usual. My wings are peeling at the moment and they are slightly bruised around the edges, so theres no pictures at the moment. They look awesome. I have four colors on them, it goes light brown, white black brown they look similar toNautical stars in that style. I will post pictures I promise.
Amherst
Amherst is a wonderfull place, that I miss greatly. Theres just so many people there that you can just chill and have a great time with, its like having my own place with all my favorite peoples. Im kinda in a different mind set while Im there almost like Im dead to the outside world, and Im sober so dont think drinkng has anything to do with it. Heres a run down of some of the new people I met this weekend.
Lewis- Lewis is the fucking man. Lewis was so fucking drunk on Friday night, so drunk at one point that he lost his shoes and then continued about his way outside. So much fun, I fuck with drunk people, thats why I love them so much, Lewis was the best. Were walking to this party and easily like a mile and a half away and I say "Lewis you cant do a cartwheel" "Yeah I can" "Really then do it" and he would, everytime I told him too, "Lewis you dont want to hurt your feet, roll down this Hill." he fucking does it.
Matt Jackson-Its accually Action mother fucking Matt Jackson. Everytime he came into he came into the room. Saturday though he was out of action after drinking too much, he def drank in the power hour more then anyone and then mixed it with Rum and Vodka, he was pretty fucked. He puked to the point of Dry Heaves and I got him water some pizza and I got him up and around but he was still so fucked, I fuck with the drunks but I keep them safe too. Later that Night he fell asleep while taking a shit.
Jen- Jen is my friend Peters next door neighbor, and she wants Peters nuts bad, but Peters got a girlfriend so hes not going after that. I on the other hand would tap that shit, and enjoy the shit out of it when I do it. I got to see her naked, she called up Peter drunk telling us to come over, we get there and shes is drunk and apparently just masterbated. Shes looking for love in all the wrong places, and whos there, Me. No I didnt have sex with her, I probably could have cuz I was going to crash there for the night, but we had to leave her room and head to another building for a while and when we got back she was completely passed out to the point where I couldnt get ahold of her to let me in the room. So close yet so far away, and Honestly I would have had no problem not having sex with her I just didnt want to sleep on the hard cold floor again, I will fuck for a place to sleep.
Well aside from a few different house parties, dinner at chillis and an ass load of Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance that was my weekend.
And I think you guys deserve something extra so instead of your usual Family Guy Quote you get this.
This is Me Farting by Shoa Pan.
Jon Bon Jovi is getting sexier as the years pass, though...
Dude, don't go around fucking whoever'll spread their legs for you! They're sluts! Sluts with diseases! Meh...
"Sword in the Stone" is mmkay. I have to admit I get somewhat frustrated with Disney for being (mostly) devoid of any historical fact. Then again, Arthur having sex with his sister and Pocahontas getting raped might not make a lot of 6 year-olds happy.
Here's a random "Family Guy" quote for ya:
Toy Maker: Here's our newest toy: G.I. Jew! (pushes button)
Action Figure: You call this a bagel?!
Toy Maker: Whoa! I'm glad he's on our side!
[Edited on Oct 01, 2005 12:16AM]