Lava, Acid and your Crotch.
these are thing you should not touch
You wanted the best, you got the best.
The Hottest band in the land. KISS!
Sorry guys KISS sucks, youll have to settle for an update.
I really do hate KISS.
sweeeny way. How are all yall, Im fine, everythings fine like wine.
I was up early this morning, for work what else. So today we were working and this woman pushed her cart into a display we had, and I mean HAD, she broke the side of it and we couldnt get it to stand by it self anymore. Not only that the Elemers Glue that it was holding spilled onto the floor. I would have let the whole thing pass, but the woman didnt even say "sorry" she just looked at little kid in the cart and said "Ooh Look what Mommy Did" in a cute little voice, I wanted to chase her down, choke her to death and say "Ooh Look what I did". but enough of that drama-mama.
and as for the drama around here... I dont really give two shit and fuck.
and Im leaving it at that.
LAST NIGHT.
Last night I went to Hooters for the first time. Hooters oooooh. Nothing special. It was this kid Johns birthday, so I went with Joe and China to pick him up with Johns girlfriend Lori, so we went from Chinas house, to get John at the tattoo parlor in worcester, to Joes, to this other kids, to Johns in Quincy in Boston, then to Hooters in boston. Wouldnt be such a bad trip IF we hadnt gotten lost. 8:30 we were supposed to get there, we finally strolled in around 9:15, we were following Lori and she got all mixed up, and she sucked at driving in general. We get there eat and quickly leave to get home to good old Worcester, ahh the 508, I cant leave you for too long.
Funny story, on the way to Johns we were following Lori and there was this car in front of her and she was riding his ass, and we wouldnt move over so she just kept riding his ass. She finally went around him and put on his highbeams tryingto act all tough, we go around him and get cut back behind Lori. Now he starts fucking with us. I take my DQ cup, aim and let it out the window and get him right in the windshield, he goes around us and then gets ahead of us. I make Joe drive up right beside him and give him the Darkside of the Plutoian Moon.
thats my butt.
Oh I have to add this too, I took a bottle of HOT SAUCE from Hooters and was squiting it on cars as we walked back to our car, I would get to the end of a street and shout, youve all been Asauseded. Asauseded? Yeah Asauseded.
Let me see some filler stuff.
- I got a hair cut, Ill post some pics, cuz I am looking good.
- I had a Job Interview Friday, it went really well, I really hope I get it, it would be a second job.
- Friday I get my wings colored. w00t.
- then hopefully Im heading up to Amherst for a fun filled weekend. Which would hopefully include a BTBAM show, a Tattoo convention and I wouldnt mind getting laid sometime then too.
- I wouldnt mind getting laid, Ever.
- I want FABLE for my pc. I miss that game.
- Everyone my age, pees their pants its the coolest. You aint cool unless you pee your pants.
Im gonna go get my Giant Hammer and start smashing faces liek I was Gallagher in this mother fucka.
these are thing you should not touch
You wanted the best, you got the best.
The Hottest band in the land. KISS!
Sorry guys KISS sucks, youll have to settle for an update.
I really do hate KISS.
sweeeny way. How are all yall, Im fine, everythings fine like wine.
I was up early this morning, for work what else. So today we were working and this woman pushed her cart into a display we had, and I mean HAD, she broke the side of it and we couldnt get it to stand by it self anymore. Not only that the Elemers Glue that it was holding spilled onto the floor. I would have let the whole thing pass, but the woman didnt even say "sorry" she just looked at little kid in the cart and said "Ooh Look what Mommy Did" in a cute little voice, I wanted to chase her down, choke her to death and say "Ooh Look what I did". but enough of that drama-mama.
and as for the drama around here... I dont really give two shit and fuck.
and Im leaving it at that.
LAST NIGHT.
Last night I went to Hooters for the first time. Hooters oooooh. Nothing special. It was this kid Johns birthday, so I went with Joe and China to pick him up with Johns girlfriend Lori, so we went from Chinas house, to get John at the tattoo parlor in worcester, to Joes, to this other kids, to Johns in Quincy in Boston, then to Hooters in boston. Wouldnt be such a bad trip IF we hadnt gotten lost. 8:30 we were supposed to get there, we finally strolled in around 9:15, we were following Lori and she got all mixed up, and she sucked at driving in general. We get there eat and quickly leave to get home to good old Worcester, ahh the 508, I cant leave you for too long.
Funny story, on the way to Johns we were following Lori and there was this car in front of her and she was riding his ass, and we wouldnt move over so she just kept riding his ass. She finally went around him and put on his highbeams tryingto act all tough, we go around him and get cut back behind Lori. Now he starts fucking with us. I take my DQ cup, aim and let it out the window and get him right in the windshield, he goes around us and then gets ahead of us. I make Joe drive up right beside him and give him the Darkside of the Plutoian Moon.
thats my butt.
Oh I have to add this too, I took a bottle of HOT SAUCE from Hooters and was squiting it on cars as we walked back to our car, I would get to the end of a street and shout, youve all been Asauseded. Asauseded? Yeah Asauseded.
Let me see some filler stuff.
- I got a hair cut, Ill post some pics, cuz I am looking good.
- I had a Job Interview Friday, it went really well, I really hope I get it, it would be a second job.
- Friday I get my wings colored. w00t.
- then hopefully Im heading up to Amherst for a fun filled weekend. Which would hopefully include a BTBAM show, a Tattoo convention and I wouldnt mind getting laid sometime then too.
- I wouldnt mind getting laid, Ever.
- I want FABLE for my pc. I miss that game.
- Everyone my age, pees their pants its the coolest. You aint cool unless you pee your pants.
Im gonna go get my Giant Hammer and start smashing faces liek I was Gallagher in this mother fucka.
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porcelainheart:
that sheep scared the crap out of me
gogo:
yay i'm in!