Howdy. Heres my day.
I worked. Yes I still have a job, which is good, because this job may require absolutly no skills, it still pays the bills. Im on the thinnest Ice at work now, mind you this is the first and only time Ive had any trouble at this job and Ive been there going on two years come august. I really like my job, it sucks, but I enjoy building and moving around furnture and all that other crap I do, I do a good job at running the dept and since I took over sales have risen. I think that was one of the biggest reasons why I didnt get canned, thankfully I can now continue with the plan of working at that store and them transfering to another store once I move. I shouldnt have yelled Fuck Off on the sales floor, I know that, Im not dumb, but in the heat of the moment it was the only sensible thing I could think of. If I Was Fired I would have hit the kid.
The Upside to the whole situation is that, the days I was out of work before the meeting are paid days, money for nothing, shit ok.
After work, I took my friend Katie to a local tattoo shop to get her nose pierced. It took 45 minutes to get to the shop, and when I say local I mean Local, its two towns over maybe 10-15 minutes normally but 6 oclock traffic. What a motherfucker. When we finally arrived at the parlor, Katie had forgotten her Id, and she wasnt allowed to get it done. Now I love Katie, shes like my little sister and that was the only thing that was keeping me from asking how dumb she was, but she was really sorry and Luckily I made a stop at my buddys Brians house while we were in town, just so the trip wasnt a total loss.
I dropped off Katie and headed up to my friends Chinas house, to meet up for Chinese food. Right as Im taking the last turn into his street my Muffler falls off. Its falls off. It Falls The Fuck Off. I knew my Muffler needed replacing but just falling off that came out of no where.
I think Muffler is an underrated Dirty word. Muffler.
I Burnt my fingers a little when I first went to check on the muffler.
Dinner was delish as allways, only China, Peter, Anna, Steve and Myself, which is light for the usual crowd of at least 10 that normally comes. Its almost better when theres an ass load of people because we order so much, this time it was like one thing for everyone. I had General Tsao and Crab Ragoon which I shared with Steve so I could have some Beef and PeaPod, which is going to make a grand exit as soon as I finish this entry. If yah catch my dift.
The plan was go to Batman after Dinner, and just crash at Chinas with everyone else because they were staying for a lan. Two hours before the show I go online to get my ticket and there sold out. My friends already had their tickets so I ghetto rigged the muffler back on and drugged my sorry ass home. I drove home very slowly and carefully.
So now Im at home, watching tv, pissed because no one at home would let me barrow their car so I could go back to Brians and MAYBE do something this evening.
Sorry for such a random entry before, If stuff accaully happends to update I will but until that day the except some random shit to still happen.
SHIT FUCK COCK BALLS MUFFLER
I worked. Yes I still have a job, which is good, because this job may require absolutly no skills, it still pays the bills. Im on the thinnest Ice at work now, mind you this is the first and only time Ive had any trouble at this job and Ive been there going on two years come august. I really like my job, it sucks, but I enjoy building and moving around furnture and all that other crap I do, I do a good job at running the dept and since I took over sales have risen. I think that was one of the biggest reasons why I didnt get canned, thankfully I can now continue with the plan of working at that store and them transfering to another store once I move. I shouldnt have yelled Fuck Off on the sales floor, I know that, Im not dumb, but in the heat of the moment it was the only sensible thing I could think of. If I Was Fired I would have hit the kid.
The Upside to the whole situation is that, the days I was out of work before the meeting are paid days, money for nothing, shit ok.
After work, I took my friend Katie to a local tattoo shop to get her nose pierced. It took 45 minutes to get to the shop, and when I say local I mean Local, its two towns over maybe 10-15 minutes normally but 6 oclock traffic. What a motherfucker. When we finally arrived at the parlor, Katie had forgotten her Id, and she wasnt allowed to get it done. Now I love Katie, shes like my little sister and that was the only thing that was keeping me from asking how dumb she was, but she was really sorry and Luckily I made a stop at my buddys Brians house while we were in town, just so the trip wasnt a total loss.
I dropped off Katie and headed up to my friends Chinas house, to meet up for Chinese food. Right as Im taking the last turn into his street my Muffler falls off. Its falls off. It Falls The Fuck Off. I knew my Muffler needed replacing but just falling off that came out of no where.
I think Muffler is an underrated Dirty word. Muffler.
I Burnt my fingers a little when I first went to check on the muffler.
Dinner was delish as allways, only China, Peter, Anna, Steve and Myself, which is light for the usual crowd of at least 10 that normally comes. Its almost better when theres an ass load of people because we order so much, this time it was like one thing for everyone. I had General Tsao and Crab Ragoon which I shared with Steve so I could have some Beef and PeaPod, which is going to make a grand exit as soon as I finish this entry. If yah catch my dift.
The plan was go to Batman after Dinner, and just crash at Chinas with everyone else because they were staying for a lan. Two hours before the show I go online to get my ticket and there sold out. My friends already had their tickets so I ghetto rigged the muffler back on and drugged my sorry ass home. I drove home very slowly and carefully.
So now Im at home, watching tv, pissed because no one at home would let me barrow their car so I could go back to Brians and MAYBE do something this evening.
Sorry for such a random entry before, If stuff accaully happends to update I will but until that day the except some random shit to still happen.
SHIT FUCK COCK BALLS MUFFLER
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terrets (or however you spell it) is one of those diseases which isnt funny...but then is. like narcolepsy and spontanious compbustion....
i appear to have wandered from the subject...
wank bollocks cunt