tehwickedends

May is almost over, and well its pretty much sucked.
SO I am saying farewell to May the only way I know how.

by telling it to Fuck Off.
"Goodbye May, you can suck a cock."
<---- Insert the finger here.

So heres to June, cuz its coming soon.
and I wish I wish I could sleep till noon.
ah thank you.
thats a-rappin, just put a fresh beat to it.
boom boom tsk boom boom tsk.

I havent been very talkative lately.
Ive been out with my recently home for school friends and I just cant seem to get myself to go on the computer for too long, without putting a gun to my own head.
and then its just kinda tough to type with one hand holding a gun and then other holding your....

Tonight However I am home and staying in because its Tuesday and theres the SHIELD on tonight, only two left.
Before that I am watching the movieCloser because if you didnt know Natalie Portman is hot, to say the least.

and Im watching this and Clive Owen and Jude Law are interweb sexxing each other ewww.

Tomorrow is my friend Chinas birthday.
Just 19 no big celebration for that.
Chinas family owns a chinese food restaurant in Mass. and its delish, anyone who comes to visit me will served with this delsih food. General Tso sauce and crab ragoons is sex in your mouth. Not literally thats after the food.

This is a story from the other day, it just has to be shared.
I was stopped at a set of lights the other day and the car in front of me the passenger side door all of a sudden opened. the passenger stuck her head right out the door and started to puke, she kept puking and then light turned green and the driver kept going while she was still puking. Here I am behind them, driving around the Puddle, laughing my ass off.

Movie of the week: Closer
Show of the week: the Shield
Music of the week: Converge (always)

"I cant see you, if I see you Ill never leave you."

(On Average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.)
Thats FUCKED Up!